Where Do Harry and Meghan Actually Live in NYC? A Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle)
So, you wanna know where the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, those two lovebirds, decide to lay their royal heads when they're in the Big Apple? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna get juicy.
The Carlyle: A Royal Favorite
Let’s start with the obvious: The Carlyle. This place is basically the royal family's New York pied-à-terre. Harry and Meghan, along with their predecessors, seem to have a soft spot for this Upper East Side palace. It’s got that old-school charm, impeccable service, and probably a secret underground bunker for when the paparazzi get too close. It's like the Ritz, but with a dash of royal pedigree.
The Ludlow: A Meghan Markle Classic
Before she met Harry and became a Duchess, Meghan was just a regular girl (well, a really stylish, successful actress) who loved the Lower East Side. She's raved about The Ludlow in her blog, The Tig. So, it wouldn't be too surprising if she dragged Harry there for a taste of her old life. It’s got that trendy, hipster vibe that’s perfect for a royal couple trying to keep it real.
The Great NYC Apartment Mystery
Now, here’s where things get interesting. There’s been whispers about Harry and Meghan buying an apartment in NYC. Like, actual property ownership. But where? Your guess is as good as mine. Some say it’s a penthouse in Tribeca, others swear it's a cozy brownstone in Brooklyn. All I know is, if they do own a place, it's probably got a better view than mine.
So, Where Do They Really Stay?
Honestly, who knows? Maybe they bounce around, staying at different places depending on their mood or security concerns. Or maybe they’re just really good at playing hide-and-seek. One thing's for sure: wherever they are, they're probably surrounded by bodyguards, therapy dogs, and enough organic snacks to feed a small army.
How To...
- How to spot Harry and Meghan in NYC: Good luck with that. They're pros at blending in.
- How to get a reservation at The Carlyle: You'll probably need a royal bloodline or a really good fake British accent.
- How to live like royalty in NYC: Win the lottery. Or, you know, just enjoy your regular life.
- How to become a paparazzi photographer: Get a long lens and a lot of patience.
- How to avoid being photographed by paparazzi: Wear a paper bag over your head. Or, you know, just stay indoors.