Where Do the Red Sox Sleep When They Come to Chicago? A Mystery Solved?
So, you wanna know where the Red Sox crash when they're in the Windy City, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a question that has plagued baseball fans and conspiracy theorists alike for decades.
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The Great Red Sox Hotel Mystery
Let's be honest, the Red Sox are like that one annoying cousin who always shows up unannounced. They come to town, steal some hearts (or at least some wins), and then disappear without a trace. But where do they actually stay? Do they have a secret underground bunker? A luxury yacht docked on Lake Michigan? Or do they simply crash on a fan's couch?
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Well, I've done some digging (okay, I googled it) and it seems the Red Sox, like most visiting teams, typically stay at The Westin Michigan Avenue. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is that where they party with deep-dish pizza and endless supplies of Red Sox Nation gear?" Sadly, no. It's probably more like room service and early bedtimes.
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But hey, who are we to judge? They're professional athletes, they deserve their rest. Just don't let them steal your Fenway Frank stash.
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Life Imitates Art (Or Something)
I can't help but imagine the Red Sox players checking into their rooms and immediately starting a heated debate about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Or maybe they're trying to figure out how to order a Chicago-style pizza without causing a major identity crisis.
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I also like to think that there's a secret room service code word for extra cheese on everything. And that the mini-bar is stocked with nothing but Dunkin' Donuts coffee and Boston cream pies.
How to...
So, you're planning a trip to Chicago to catch a Red Sox game? Well, you're in for a treat! Here are a few quick tips to help you navigate the city:
- How to survive a Chicago winter: Layer up, drink lots of hot chocolate, and pretend you're a penguin.
- How to order a Chicago-style hot dog: No ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, peppers, celery salt, pickle, and a poppy seed bun. Easy, right?
- How to find a good deep-dish pizza place: Just follow your nose. Or ask a local. They'll know.
- How to cheer for the home team: Wear something blue. And be prepared to be outnumbered.
- How to survive a Sox-Cubs rivalry: Stay neutral. Or wear a Bears jersey.
There you have it! Now go forth and conquer Chicago, one deep-dish pizza slice at a time.
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