Where in the World is Carmen? (Burgess, I Mean)
Okay, so, let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips: Where is Burgess? Is she on a secret mission to the moon? Has she joined a circus? Or is she simply enjoying a much-needed vacation in the Bahamas? Kidding, kidding. Unless...
The Great Burgess Disappearance
If you're a die-hard Chicago P.D. fan, you've probably noticed a slight absence of our beloved Kim Burgess. It's like she's vanished into thin air, leaving behind a city full of confused and worried fans. We get it, you're missing her too. She's the heart and soul of the Intelligence Unit (well, one of them), and her absence is like a piece of pizza missing a slice - just not as delicious.
What's the Deal, Showrunners?
Now, we can't blame the showrunners for everything. They've got a tough job, juggling storylines, character development, and the occasional explosion. But come on, a little heads up would be nice! We need answers! Is she on a secret undercover mission? Is she recovering from a particularly nasty case of the flu? Or has she finally decided to pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a competitive eater?
Theories Abound
Let's get wild with some theories, shall we? Maybe Burgess is actually a secret agent for a foreign government. Or perhaps she's the long-lost heir to a European throne. Or, hear me out, she's been replaced by a robot! cue dramatic music
Bringing Burgess Back
Look, we love all the characters on Chicago P.D., but let's be real, the show just isn't the same without Burgess. So, showrunners, please, bring her back! We miss her witty banter, her tough exterior, and her undeniable badassery.
In the meantime, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope that Burgess returns to our screens sooner rather than later. And remember, if you see her, don't tell her we said anything. We don't want to ruin her undercover identity or anything.
How To...
- How to cope with Burgess being MIA: Binge-watch old episodes, create fan fiction, or start a support group.
- How to contact the showrunners: Find their email addresses, Twitter handles, or send carrier pigeons.
- How to prepare for Burgess's return: Stock up on popcorn, tissues, and your favorite Chicago P.D. merchandise.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow all Chicago P.D. accounts on social media or live in a cave.
- How to stay sane while waiting: Remember, there are other great shows out there, but none quite like Chicago P.D. with Burgess.