Texas: The Lone Star State, or the Lone Water State?
Texas, the land of wide-open spaces, big hats, and even bigger BBQ, has recently transformed into the state of endless water. If you've been thinking about planning a kayaking trip through the heart of Texas, now might be the perfect time. Unless you hate your kayak. Or your life.
Where's All This Water Coming From?
You'd think after a drought that lasted longer than a Taylor Swift concert, Texas would be hoarding every drop. But nope, Mother Nature decided to turn on the sprinklers and dial it up to monsoon. It’s like she’s trying to give Texans a free car wash, but with less foam and more displacement.
Southeast Texas has been taking the brunt of it. Places like Polk, Montgomery, Liberty, and Harris counties are currently sporting their own personal water parks. And by "water parks," we mean flooded streets, swollen rivers, and probably a few alligators taking a leisurely swim through someone's living room.
Is It Safe to Visit Texas?
Look, if you're into water sports and have a penchant for adventure, Texas is your oyster. Just make sure your oyster doesn't come with a side of alligator. For the rest of us, it might be wise to wait for the water to recede. Or at least invest in a really good pair of water wings.
What Should I Do If I Get Caught in a Flood?
First of all, don't try to outswim a current that could carry away a pickup truck. You’re not Aquaman, and your swimming trunks are not a superhero costume. Find higher ground, call for help, and if all else fails, build an ark. Just kidding about the ark. Unless you have a really big bathtub.
How to Stay Dry in Texas Right Now?
- How to avoid floodwaters: Stay informed about weather alerts, avoid low-lying areas, and don't drive through flooded roads. Your car is not a submarine.
- How to prepare for flooding: Have an emergency kit ready, including essentials like water, food, first aid supplies, and important documents.
- How to help flood victims: Donate to relief efforts, volunteer your time, or simply spread awareness about the situation.
- How to find flood information: Check the National Weather Service website or your local news for updates.
- How to build an ark (just kidding): You don't need an ark. Stay safe and informed!