Where in the World is Hetty Lange?
Let’s talk about the enigma that is Hetty Lange. No, not the cookie, the NCIS: Los Angeles legend. For those of you living under a rock (or simply have better things to do than obsess over TV characters), Hetty is the mysterious, whip-smart, and often absent boss of the NCIS LA team. And by absent, we mean she’s been MIA for a while.
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The Great Hetty Disappearance
So, where is she? Is she on a secret mission to Mars? Has she finally found a quiet life knitting sweaters in the Scottish Highlands? Or is she simply enjoying a very extended vacation in a spa somewhere?
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The show has given us a few breadcrumbs, but let's be honest, it's like trying to follow a trail of breadcrumbs left by a squirrel on a sugar rush. We've been told she's in Syria, but let's be real, Syria is a big place. She could be anywhere from Damascus to Aleppo, sipping chai and solving international crises.
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Hetty: The Ultimate Ghost in the Machine
One theory is that Hetty has become so good at remote control that she's essentially a ghost in the machine. Maybe she's controlling the team from her bathtub, giving orders through an Alexa-like device. Or perhaps she's mastered the art of astral projection and is guiding the team from the spirit realm.
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We can't help but wonder if Hetty is playing a long-term game of cat and mouse with us. Is she testing the team's abilities to function without her? Is she building suspense for a dramatic return that will blow our minds? Or is she simply enjoying the peace and quiet away from Callen, Sam, and the rest of the gang?
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Whatever the case, one thing's for sure: we miss her. Her dry wit, her encyclopedic knowledge, and her ability to make even the most mundane tasks seem like a high-stakes mission are sorely missed.
How to... Hetty-Related FAQs
- How to survive without Hetty Lange?
- Stock up on coffee, learn to fend for yourself, and pray for her swift return.
- How to become as mysterious as Hetty Lange?
- Wear sunglasses indoors, speak in cryptic riddles, and always carry a small notebook.
- How to master the art of remote control like Hetty Lange?
- Start with a drone, then graduate to your smart home devices.
- How to disappear without a trace like Hetty Lange?
- Delete your social media, change your phone number, and move to a remote cabin in the woods.
- How to maintain a wardrobe as impeccable as Hetty Lange's?
- Invest in classic pieces, hire a personal stylist, and never underestimate the power of a good hat.
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