Where in the World is Hetty Lange?
Let’s talk about the enigma that is Hetty Lange. No, not the cookie, the NCIS: Los Angeles legend. For those of you living under a rock (or simply have better things to do than obsess over TV characters), Hetty is the mysterious, whip-smart, and often absent boss of the NCIS LA team. And by absent, we mean she’s been MIA for a while.
The Great Hetty Disappearance
So, where is she? Is she on a secret mission to Mars? Has she finally found a quiet life knitting sweaters in the Scottish Highlands? Or is she simply enjoying a very extended vacation in a spa somewhere?
The show has given us a few breadcrumbs, but let's be honest, it's like trying to follow a trail of breadcrumbs left by a squirrel on a sugar rush. We've been told she's in Syria, but let's be real, Syria is a big place. She could be anywhere from Damascus to Aleppo, sipping chai and solving international crises.
Hetty: The Ultimate Ghost in the Machine
One theory is that Hetty has become so good at remote control that she's essentially a ghost in the machine. Maybe she's controlling the team from her bathtub, giving orders through an Alexa-like device. Or perhaps she's mastered the art of astral projection and is guiding the team from the spirit realm.
We can't help but wonder if Hetty is playing a long-term game of cat and mouse with us. Is she testing the team's abilities to function without her? Is she building suspense for a dramatic return that will blow our minds? Or is she simply enjoying the peace and quiet away from Callen, Sam, and the rest of the gang?
Whatever the case, one thing's for sure: we miss her. Her dry wit, her encyclopedic knowledge, and her ability to make even the most mundane tasks seem like a high-stakes mission are sorely missed.
How to... Hetty-Related FAQs
- How to survive without Hetty Lange?
- Stock up on coffee, learn to fend for yourself, and pray for her swift return.
- How to become as mysterious as Hetty Lange?
- Wear sunglasses indoors, speak in cryptic riddles, and always carry a small notebook.
- How to master the art of remote control like Hetty Lange?
- Start with a drone, then graduate to your smart home devices.
- How to disappear without a trace like Hetty Lange?
- Delete your social media, change your phone number, and move to a remote cabin in the woods.
- How to maintain a wardrobe as impeccable as Hetty Lange's?
- Invest in classic pieces, hire a personal stylist, and never underestimate the power of a good hat.