Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego...I Mean, Hetty?
Okay, so, let’s talk about Hetty Lange. The enigma wrapped in a mystery, the boss lady who could probably kick your butt while making you tea. Where is she? That's the million-dollar question, and I'm here to dive deeper than a CSI autopsy.
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Hetty: The Houdini of NCIS
Remember when Hetty vanished like a puff of smoke? One day she was running the show, and the next, poof! Gone. Just like that. It was like the writers said, "Hey, let's see if the world can handle a Hetty-sized hole in their lives." Well, world, you've handled it...sorta.
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The official story is that Hetty is in Syria, doing whatever it is Hetty does best - probably outsmarting international criminals and drinking questionable tea. But let's be real, this is Hetty we're talking about. She could be anywhere. Maybe she's on a secret mission to find the lost city of Atlantis, or maybe she's just really good at playing hide-and-seek.
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Theories Abound
There are countless theories about Hetty's whereabouts. Some say she's in witness protection, living a quiet life in Nebraska. Others believe she's a time traveler, hopping around different eras, learning new interrogation techniques. And then there are those who think she's simply retired, enjoying her golden years with a cat and a really good mystery novel.
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Personally, I'm leaning towards the time travel theory. Can you imagine Hetty interrogating a dinosaur? Or maybe she's the one who actually built the pyramids. Just saying.
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Will We Ever See Hetty Again?
The short answer is: we hope so! The long answer is: who knows? But even though she's physically absent, her spirit lives on through the team. Every time Callen makes a questionable decision, or Sam does something overly heroic, we can't help but wonder what Hetty would say.
So, until the day Hetty returns, let's cherish the memories of her epic one-liners, her questionable fashion choices, and her unwavering dedication to her team.
How To... Hetty-Related Questions
- How to channel your inner Hetty: Drink strong coffee, wear red lipstick, and never underestimate anyone.
- How to survive a Hetty interrogation: Be prepared to answer everything. And we mean everything.
- How to dress like Hetty: Invest in blazers, scarves, and shoes that look comfortable but probably aren't.
- How to master the art of subtle world domination (Hetty style): Start small, be strategic, and always have a backup plan.
- How to handle a crisis like Hetty: Stay calm, be decisive, and remember, you're in charge.
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