Where in the World is Kelly Severide?
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the firehouse: Where the heck is Kelly Severide? I mean, the man is as elusive as a cat in a ball pit. One minute he’s fighting fires and saving kittens, the next he’s MIA, leaving us all wondering if he’s gone off to become a professional arsonist or something.
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
It's like the writers have a personal vendetta against Severide fans. Just when we think we’ve got a handle on his character arc, BAM! He disappears for a few episodes, leaving us to fill in the blanks with wild theories. Is he on a secret mission for the government? Has he joined a monastery? Is he simply taking a very long nap?
The possibilities are endless, and honestly, at this point, I’m starting to think the writers are just having fun with us. I mean, can you imagine the writers’ room brainstorming session? “Okay, so Severide is getting a little too popular. What do we do? Let’s send him on a top-secret mission to Antarctica!”
Severide’s Love for Travel (or Something)
It’s becoming a running gag at this point. Alabama, Arizona, and now who knows where? Severide seems to have developed a sudden passion for travel. Or maybe he’s just really good at finding excuses to get away from Stella. Kidding, kidding (mostly).
But seriously, can we talk about the emotional rollercoaster we fans go through every time Severide packs his bags? It's like saying goodbye to a loved one every other season.
How to Handle Severide's Absences
Don't worry, we've all been there. Here are some tips to help you cope with Severide's disappearances:
- How to survive a Severide-less episode: Stock up on snacks, your favorite comfort show, and maybe a stiff drink.
- How to avoid conspiracy theories: Remember, it's just a TV show. Even if Severide is secretly an alien, it's probably not going to be revealed.
- How to cope with Severide's return: Expect a lot of fan service. Also, be prepared to question your life choices during his absence.
- How to convince the writers to keep Severide in Chicago: Write angry fan letters. Or, you know, just keep watching the show.
- How to appreciate Stella Kidd: She's a badass, independent woman who can handle anything, even a husband who keeps disappearing.
So, there you have it. The ongoing saga of Kelly Severide. We can only hope that the writers will eventually give us a satisfying explanation for all these disappearances. Until then, we'll just keep watching and hoping that our favorite firefighter will eventually find his way back to 51.