Where in the World is Lieutenant Kelly Severide?
Okay, so, let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips (pun intended): Where the heck is Lieutenant Kelly Severide? I mean, the man is as elusive as a firefighter in a water balloon fight. One minute he's battling blazes, saving kittens, and looking all heroic, and the next, poof, he's vanished into thin air.
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
It's like the writers have a personal vendetta against us Severide fans. They dangle him in front of us, all hot and bothered and ready to save the day, then bam, off he goes on some mysterious mission. Is he training to be a deep-sea firefighter? Is he on a secret mission to Mars? Or is he simply hiding from Stella because he forgot to put the toilet seat down again?
We’ve had him in Alabama, Arizona, and who knows where else. It's like he's playing a real-life game of hide-and-seek, and we're the ones left sitting in the dark, muttering things like, "Severide, you better come back with a really good excuse."
Severide's Wanderlust: A Fan Theory
I've got a theory. Maybe Severide has a secret love for travel. Maybe he's secretly funding a backpacker lifestyle with all that firefighting money. Picture this: Severide, in a floppy hat and sunglasses, sipping a piña colada on a beach somewhere, while we're all stressing about whether he'll make it back in time for the next fire. It's a tough life, being a Severide fan.
When Will Our Hero Return?
The real question is, when will this mystery end? Will Severide ever return to Firehouse 51? Or will he become a full-time arson investigator, leaving us to fend for ourselves against the city's flames? Only time will tell. Until then, we'll just have to keep watching reruns and hoping for the best.
In the meantime, let's just appreciate the fact that when Severide is around, he's absolutely killing it.
How To Deal with Severide's Absence
- How to survive a Severide-less episode: Stock up on popcorn, your favorite comfort food, and maybe a few therapy sessions.
- How to cope with Severide withdrawal: Immerse yourself in Severide fan fiction. It's not as weird as it sounds.
- How to prepare for Severide's return: Dust off your "Welcome Back, Severide" banner. You never know when you might need it.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unplug from social media until the episode airs. Your sanity will thank you.
- How to keep hope alive: Remember, even the longest winters end. And so will this Severide drought.