Chicago: The Windy City, Not the Navy City
So, you're thinking about dropping anchor in Chicago, eh? Looking for a naval base to set sail from? Well, I've got some news for you, sailor. Chicago might be known for deep-dish pizza and towering skyscrapers, but it's not exactly a hotbed of naval activity.
Where, Oh Where, Is That Navy Base?
You see, Chicago is a landlocked city. It's surrounded by, you guessed it, land! No oceans, no seas, just a whole lot of Midwest charm. So, if you're picturing yourself strolling along a pier, saluting a battleship, and shouting orders like a seasoned captain, you might want to adjust your nautical fantasies.
But wait! There's a glimmer of hope on the horizon. If you’re willing to set sail a bit north, there's a place called Naval Station Great Lakes. It's not exactly Chicago, but it's close enough to cause some confusion. Think of it as the Navy's version of a distant cousin.
Great Lakes: Chicago's Naval Stepchild
Naval Station Great Lakes is actually located in North Chicago, Illinois. It's about an hour north of the Windy City. So, if you're determined to experience some naval life, you'll have to trade in your deep-dish pizza for some shipboard chow.
But hey, don't let the lack of a downtown Chicago navy base dampen your spirits. The city has plenty of other water-related activities to offer. You can kayak on the Chicago River, take a boat tour of Lake Michigan, or even try your hand at stand-up paddleboarding.
Just remember: Leave the sailor hat at home.
How to... Navy-Related Questions (Just for Fun)
- How to become a landlocked sailor? Embrace your inner captain while exploring the Great Lakes or any local body of water.
- How to order a pizza on a submarine? Unfortunately, that's a mission impossible. Stick to deep dish when you're on land.
- How to impress your friends with naval knowledge? Learn about the history of the Great Lakes Naval Station and share your newfound expertise.
- How to navigate the Chicago River without a boat? Use a kayak, paddleboard, or simply walk along the riverwalk.
- How to find a friendly dolphin in Lake Michigan? They mostly hang out in warmer waters, so stick to admiring the seagulls.
