Where in the World is New Chicago? A Twisted Metal Mystery
So, you've binged Twisted Metal, huh? Good for you! You're officially part of the exclusive club of people who know that Sweet Tooth isn't just a really bad dentist. Now, you're probably wondering, "Where the heck is New Chicago?" Let's dive into this post-apocalyptic puzzle together.
New Chicago: The Windy City, Not
First off, let's clear something up: New Chicago is not the next stop on your United Airlines flight. This ain't no tourist destination. We're talking about a desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland where survival is a full-time job and your car is your best friend (or enemy, depending on how the day's going).
The show cleverly leaves the exact location of New Chicago a bit hazy. It's like they're playing hard to get, or maybe they're just trying to protect the secret location from Sweet Tooth and his ice cream truck of doom. We can speculate all we want, but the truth is, nobody really knows for sure.
Clues, Anyone?
Some people think it might be somewhere in the Midwest, given the original Chicago's location. Others believe it could be a completely fictional city, created solely for the show. Personally, I'm leaning towards a mix of both. Maybe it's a real city, but twisted and turned into a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
One thing's for sure, New Chicago is a place you definitely don't want to visit. Unless, of course, you're John Doe, and you're on a mission to deliver a mysterious package and maybe, just maybe, find a new home. But let's be real, who wants to live in a place where you have to worry about getting run over by a clown in an ice cream truck?
The All-Important Question Remains...
So, where is New Chicago? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe the creators will spill the beans in season 2. Until then, we can only speculate and enjoy the wild ride that is Twisted Metal.
How To... Twisted Metal Edition
- How to survive in New Chicago: Good luck with that one. Seriously, avoid clowns and invest in a really good car.
- How to beat Sweet Tooth: Don't. Just run away. Really fast.
- How to get a role in Twisted Metal: Have a knack for driving, a love for chaos, and maybe a questionable fashion sense? You might have a shot.
- How to find the perfect post-apocalyptic outfit: Raid your local thrift store and add some duct tape. You're good to go.
- How to make your car apocalypse-ready: Upgrade the engine, add some spikes, and maybe install a flamethrower. Just kidding (kind of).