Where, Oh Where, Art Thou, Houston Rain?
Houston, we have a problem. Or rather, we don’t have a problem. We have a drought. A dry spell. A rain-less situation. Basically, Houston's weather has decided to channel its inner desert.
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The Great Houston Rain Conundrum
I'm starting to think the rain clouds have a personal vendetta against us. They hover over Austin, Dallas, and even San Antonio, dropping their precious liquid cargo with reckless abandon, while Houston sits here like a parched cactus, begging for a sip.
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Some say it's global warming. Others blame it on the evil weather gods. I personally suspect it's a conspiracy by the umbrella industry to boost sales. But hey, who am I to question the higher powers (or lack thereof) controlling our precipitation?
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How to Survive a Houston Drought
If you're a Houstonian, you're probably a pro at drought survival by now. But just in case you need a refresher:
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- Embrace the humidity: Sure, it's sticky and uncomfortable, but it's the closest thing we've got to rain.
- Invest in a good humidifier: Your skin will thank you. And maybe your houseplants too, if you haven’t killed them off yet.
- Become a cloud-watcher: It's a surprisingly therapeutic hobby. And you might just spot a promising rain cloud before anyone else.
- Start a rain dance ritual: Hey, it can't hurt, right? Maybe we just haven't been doing it right.
- Move to Seattle: Just kidding. Or am I?
How to... (Quick Tips)
- How to conserve water: Short showers, fix leaky faucets, and consider a drought-tolerant garden.
- How to find entertainment indoors: Explore museums, catch a movie, or try a new hobby.
- How to stay cool: Crank up the AC (guiltily), wear light clothes, and indulge in frozen treats.
- How to prepare for potential flooding: It will rain eventually, so have a plan in place.
- How to appreciate the sunshine: Enjoy the vitamin D while it lasts!
So, Houston, let's keep our fingers crossed for rain. And in the meantime, let's make the most of this sunny situation. After all, every cloud has a silver lining (or at least a really good tan).
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