Where in the Name of Hippocrates is Season 7 of Chicago Med?
Let’s talk about a medical mystery more perplexing than anything Dr. Choi could diagnose: the whereabouts of Chicago Med Season 7. I mean, seriously, where did this season go? Did it get lost in the ER, mixed up with a stray kidney or something?
A Patient's Plea
I'm starting to think that the writers of Chicago Med are playing a cruel, twisted game with us. First, they hook us with intense medical drama, cliffhangers that would make a rollercoaster jealous, and characters we've grown to love (or love to hate, we're not judging). Then, poof, Season 7 vanishes into thin air. It's like they're testing our resilience or something.
Is it a Coma or a Cancellation?
I've considered several theories:
- Theory 1: Alien Abduction: Maybe a UFO landed, beamed up the entire cast and crew, and is now conducting bizarre medical experiments on them.
- Theory 2: Time Travel Glitch: Perhaps Season 7 was accidentally sent to the future or the past. Or maybe it's stuck in a parallel universe where everyone wears white lab coats and talks in medical jargon.
- Theory 3: It's Just Hiding: Maybe Season 7 is cleverly disguised as a different show, like a reality TV competition for surgeons or a sitcom about a hospital's cafeteria staff.
The Search Continues
Until we find some concrete answers, let’s support each other in this time of medical drama withdrawal. Share your theories, your anger, or your newfound hobby of binge-watching old medical shows. Remember, we’re in this together. Or maybe we're just crazy people obsessed with TV. Either way, let's keep the hope alive for Season 7's return!
How To... Questions
- How to cope with Chicago Med Season 7 withdrawal? Binge-watch other medical dramas, try a new hobby, or schedule a therapy session (just kidding, kind of).
- How to find out if Season 7 is really lost? Check streaming platforms regularly, stalk the show's social media, and consult your local conspiracy theorist.
- How to prepare for Season 7's eventual return? Stock up on snacks, create a watch party plan, and brush up on your medical terminology.
- How to express your frustration to the show's creators? Write polite, yet firm emails or tweets. Or channel your inner Dr. Charles and try a calm, empathetic approach.
- How to maintain hope? Remember, even the most hopeless patients recover. So, there's always a chance for Season 7 to make a miraculous comeback.