Where in the World is Kelly Severide?
Let’s talk about the burning question on everyone’s lips (or at least, the ones of Chicago Fire fans): Where the heck is Severide? Is he fighting fires in a parallel universe? Is he on a secret mission to find the world’s last remaining dinosaur? Or has he simply found a really good hiding spot from Stella?
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Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
We’ve seen Severide go MIA more times than a Kardashian at a family reunion. First, he up and leaves for some fancy arson training in Alabama. We’re talking about the same guy who can barely figure out how to work a coffee machine, now suddenly he’s an arson expert? Makes about as much sense as a cat winning a fish-eating contest.
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Then, poof, he disappears again, this time to join some mysterious task force. A task force, mind you, that’s so secret even the other firefighters don’t know about it. It’s like the writers are playing a real-life game of hide-and-seek with us.
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The Severide Conspiracy Theories
Naturally, the internet being the internet, there are plenty of theories floating around. Some say he's actually a time traveler, explaining his sudden disappearances. Others claim he's secretly a superhero, hence the need for constant training and top-secret missions. And let's not forget the most popular theory: he's just really good at avoiding his wife.
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When Will Severide Return?
The real question is, will he ever come back? At this point, we wouldn't be surprised if they announced a spin-off called "Severide: The Lone Wolf Firefighter." But seriously, we miss the guy. Firehouse 51 just isn’t the same without his smoldering looks and questionable decision-making skills.
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How To...
- How to survive a Severide-less Chicago Fire: Stock up on popcorn, binge-watch old episodes, and pray for his swift return.
- How to become an arson investigator like Severide: Start by setting your kitchen on fire. (Just kidding, please don't do that.)
- How to deal with a disappearing husband: Hire a private investigator, or become a firefighter.
- How to watch Chicago Fire: Check your local TV listings or streaming services.
- How to appreciate Taylor Kinney: Look at pictures of him. A lot of pictures.
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