Where in the World is Kelly Severide?
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the firehouse: Severide. Or rather, let's talk about where the heck he is. I mean, the man’s got a better track record of disappearing than Houdini with a bad case of FOMO.
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
Remember when Severide casually decided to go MIA for a while? Yeah, us too. One minute he was fighting fires, the next he was off on some mysterious arson investigation adventure. We're pretty sure he's got a secret lair somewhere with a map of all the world’s most suspicious fires. Maybe he's even got a pet Dalmatian named "Blaze".
Severide's Love for Adventure (and Maybe a Little Distance)
It’s clear Severide has a thing for chasing adrenaline. First, it was the firehouse, then it was arson investigations, and now...well, we're not entirely sure. Maybe he's off learning to walk on water or something. Who knows? But one thing's for sure, Stella Kidd must have the patience of a saint.
So, Will Severide Ever Come Back?
The short answer is: probably. Because let’s face it, Chicago Fire without Severide is like pizza without cheese. It’s just not right. But until then, we’ll just have to keep speculating about his whereabouts and hoping he brings back some cool fire-fighting gadgets when he returns.
How To... Severide Edition
- How to disappear like Severide: Just book a one-way ticket to anywhere and don't tell your wife.
- How to handle a long-distance relationship like Stella Kidd: Practice deep breathing, learn to love takeout, and master the art of the video call.
- How to become an arson investigator: Watch a lot of CSI, develop a keen eye for suspicious burn patterns, and maybe invest in a really cool trench coat.
- How to survive without Severide: Stock up on popcorn, binge-watch other shows, and hope the writers bring him back soon.
- How to keep a straight face when Severide inevitably returns with a ridiculous excuse: Practice, practice, practice.