Oh, Tannenbaum, Where Art Thou? A Guide to Christmas Trees in LA
So, the holidays are creeping up on us like a stealthy elf. And what says "Christmas" more than a towering, fragrant pine tree? Unless you're a Grinch, of course, in which case, I suggest a cactus. But for the rest of us, finding the perfect Christmas tree in the concrete jungle of LA can feel like searching for a needle in a haystack. Or, more accurately, a tree in a traffic jam.
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The Great Tree Hunt
Let's face it, lugging a giant tree through LA traffic is no small feat. You'll need a vehicle bigger than a Smart Car, a parking spot that doesn't require a PhD in parallel parking, and nerves of steel. But fear not, intrepid tree hunter! There are options.
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
Option 1: The Classic Tree Lot
Tip: Rest your eyes, then continue.
This is the traditional route. Picture yourself bundled up in a questionable amount of layers, shivering in the cold, while a jolly (or not so jolly) tree salesman tries to convince you that this particular tree is the "Charlie Brown" of Christmas trees. Sure, it's a classic, but it’s also a bit of a gamble.
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Option 2: The Potted Tree
QuickTip: Reflect before moving to the next part.
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For those who prefer a less messy and more eco-friendly option, potted trees are the way to go. You can enjoy the festive cheer without the post-Christmas pine needle cleanup. Just make sure you have a green thumb (or at least a friend who does) to keep it alive after the holidays.
Option 3: The Artificial Tree
If you're the type who likes to plan ahead (or simply hates the mess), an artificial tree might be your jam. They come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of realism. Some look so real, you might start questioning your life choices.
Tips for Tree Selection
- Size matters: Measure your space before you start shopping. A tree that looks perfect in the store might turn into a monstrous green blob in your living room.
- Freshness is key: If you're going the real tree route, give the branches a good shake. If needles come raining down, move on.
- Support your local economy: Consider buying from a local tree lot rather than a big box store.
How to...
- How to keep a real Christmas tree fresh: Add water to the tree stand daily and keep it away from heat sources.
- How to dispose of a real Christmas tree: Many cities offer curbside pickup for Christmas trees. Check your local regulations.
- How to store an artificial Christmas tree: Disassemble the tree, remove any decorations, and store it in a cool, dry place.
- How to recycle a Christmas tree: Some communities offer Christmas tree recycling programs. Check with your local waste management department.
- How to decorate a Christmas tree: The sky's the limit! Get creative and have fun with it.
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