So, You Wanna Be a Clown?
Let's talk clown makeup. Not because you're planning a career change to join the circus (although, more power to you if you are!), but because you might be planning a Halloween party, a theatrical production, or maybe you just have a really weird sense of humor. Whatever your reason, let's dive into the wonderful world of clown cosmetics.
Where to Find Your Happy Paint
Los Angeles, the city of dreams, is also a treasure trove for aspiring clowns. You'd be surprised how many places cater to your inner Bozo. Here are a few spots to get you started:
- Magic Dream Party Rentals: This place is like a clown candy store. They've got everything from wigs to balloons, and of course, a whole bunch of clown makeup. It's your one-stop shop for transforming into a big, red nose-wearing goofball.
- Your Local Costume Shop: If you're looking for a more hands-on experience, check out your neighborhood costume shop. They might have a limited selection, but you can often find some pretty decent clown makeup there. Plus, you get the added bonus of trying on ridiculous costumes.
- Online Retailers: Amazon, Walmart, and other online giants have a surprising variety of clown makeup. From basic palettes to professional-grade kits, you can find it all with a few clicks. Just be careful not to accidentally order a clown wig instead of makeup.
Tips for Choosing Your Clown Colors
- Less is More: You don't need a rainbow on your face to be a clown. A classic red nose, white face, and big, exaggerated eyebrows can go a long way.
- Consider Your Character: Are you a sad clown, a happy clown, or something in between? Your makeup should reflect your clown's personality.
- Don't Forget Your Lips: Bright red lips are a clown staple. But feel free to experiment with other colors if it suits your character.
How to Apply Clown Makeup Like a Pro
Okay, so you've got your makeup. Now what? Here are a few quick tips:
- Prep Your Skin: Cleanse and moisturize your face before applying makeup. This will help the makeup go on smoother and last longer.
- Use a Good Base: A white face base will help your other colors pop. Apply it evenly with a sponge or brush.
- Exaggerate Your Features: Clowns are known for their big eyes, big smiles, and big noses. Use makeup to enhance these features.
- Set Your Makeup: Once you're finished, set your makeup with powder to help it last.
How To's for the Clown Curious
- How to remove clown makeup: Use a gentle oil-based makeup remover to break down the heavy pigments.
- How to create a clown nose: You can use a red ball or a foam nose, or you can create one with makeup.
- How to make clown hair: A wig is the easiest option, but you can also style your own hair to look clownish.
- How to dress like a clown: Oversized clothes, bright colors, and polka dots are classic clown attire.
- How to laugh like a clown: Practice your "ho ho ho" and "hee hee hee" in front of a mirror.
So there you have it, a crash course in clown makeup. Remember, the most important thing is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Now go forth and clown around!
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that following this guide will turn you into the next Pennywise. Use at your own risk.