Firewood: Not Just for Hipsters Anymore
So, you've decided to embrace your inner lumberjack and cozy up to a crackling fireplace this winter. Good for you! But where on earth do you find firewood in the concrete jungle that is Chicago? Let's dive into the world of wood, shall we?
The Great Chicago Firewood Hunt
Finding firewood in Chicago is like searching for a needle in a haystack, but with more bark. You've got your big-box stores, which offer convenient, if somewhat overpriced, bundles. But let's be real, who wants to build a fire with wood that probably came from a cardboard box?
Then there are the local firewood dealers. These are the folks who know their way around a split log. They can tell you the difference between oak and hickory like it's no big deal. But beware, some of these guys might charge you an arm and a leg for a few measly logs.
DIY: For the Thrifty and Adventurous
If you're feeling particularly ambitious (or broke), you could always try and gather your own firewood. Picture this: You, a trusty axe, and a pair of rugged boots, venturing into the depths of the Chicago wilderness (aka the nearest park). It's like a real-life version of Survivor, but with less immunity challenges and more splinters.
Important note: Before you start chopping down trees in your backyard, make sure you're not violating any city ordinances. You don't want to end up with a visit from the friendly neighborhood park ranger.
Firewood FAQs
How to choose the right type of firewood? Hardwoods like oak, maple, and hickory burn hotter and longer, while softer woods like pine and cedar are better for starting fires.
How to store firewood? Store your firewood in a dry, covered area to prevent it from getting wet or moldy.
How to season firewood? Seasoning firewood involves letting it dry out for at least six months before burning. This reduces moisture content and improves the burn.
How to build a good campfire? Start with small twigs and kindling, gradually adding larger pieces of wood as the fire gets going.
How to extinguish a campfire completely? Drown the fire with water, stir the ashes, and douse with water again. Make sure the ashes are cool to the touch before leaving.
So there you have it, a comprehensive guide to firewood in Chicago. Happy burning!