Mistletoe in the Big Apple: A Sticky Situation
So, you're planning a romantic gesture and mistletoe is the order of the day. Good for you! Nothing says "I dare you to kiss me" quite like a sprig of parasitic plant hanging above someone's head. But where, oh where, does one procure such a festive foliage in the concrete jungle that is New York City?
Don't Kiss and Tell (Yet)
Let's get one thing straight: foraging for mistletoe in Central Park is not advisable. Unless you're a seasoned botanist with a penchant for bird poop, you're probably going to end up with something that looks more like a dying vine than a kissable adornment. So, let's stick to the legal and less hazardous options.
Your Local Florist: The Classic Choice
Believe it or not, your neighborhood florist might just be your mistletoe savior. They deal with plants, right? So, it stands to reason that they might have access to this holiday staple. Don’t be afraid to ask for something a little different – maybe a mistletoe bouquet or a mistletoe-adorned wreath. Just be prepared to pay a small fortune for the privilege.
Online Ordering: For the Lazy Romantic
If you're the type who prefers to do everything from the comfort of your couch (and let's face it, who isn't?), then online ordering is your jam. There are plenty of online florists and plant retailers that offer mistletoe delivery. Just make sure to order early, especially if you're planning a last-minute surprise.
Christmas Shops: A Festive Frontier
New York City is home to a plethora of Christmas-themed shops that pop up like magic every November. These places are treasure troves of holiday decor, including mistletoe. You might even find some unique and handmade options. Just be prepared to fight the crowds.
DIY: For the Crafty and Desperate
If you're feeling particularly adventurous (or broke), you could always try making your own mistletoe. There are plenty of tutorials online, and it could be a fun DIY project to do with your significant other. Just remember, fake mistletoe is still mistletoe in the eyes of love.
How to...
- How to keep mistletoe fresh: Mistletoe is happiest in a cool, damp place. Wrap the stems in a damp paper towel and store it in the fridge until you're ready to use it.
- How to hang mistletoe: Use a sturdy hook or ribbon to hang your mistletoe. Make sure it’s at kissing height!
- How to incorporate mistletoe into your decor: Get creative! You can use mistletoe to decorate your mantel, your front door, or even your dinner table.
- How to dispose of mistletoe: Compost it or toss it in the green waste bin.
- How to avoid mistletoe allergies: If you're allergic to pollen, you might want to skip the mistletoe. Or, at the very least, keep it away from your face.