Dining Out with the Mini-Me's: A NYC Survival Guide
New York City, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of... and where feeding kids can feel like herding cats. But fear not, fellow parents! With a little planning and a lot of patience, you can conquer the NYC dining scene with your little ones in tow.
Pizza, Pasta, and Pure Chaos
Let’s face it, when you’re out with kids, simple is best. Italian joints are your new best friends. Pizza is a universal kid pleaser (unless your kid is one of those kids who only likes pineapple on their pizza, in which case, therapy might be needed). Pasta is another safe bet, and most places offer kid-friendly options like buttered noodles or marinara sauce. Just be prepared for the inevitable spaghetti-covered face and floor.
Pro tip: Bring bibs, wipes, and a change of clothes. Or, you know, just embrace the mess and let your kids wear their dinner. It’s all about the experience, right?
Kid-Friendly Fare with a Side of Fun
If you’re looking for something a bit more adventurous than pizza and pasta, there are plenty of kid-friendly spots with fun atmospheres. Think burgers, hot dogs, and milkshakes. Some places even have arcade games or playgrounds to keep the little ones entertained while you enjoy a much-needed adult beverage.
- Warning: Milkshakes can be a double-edged sword. They’re delicious, but they can also turn your kids into sugar-fueled Tasmanian devils. Proceed with caution.
Fine Dining? Forget About It!
Let’s be real, fine dining and kids don’t mix. Unless your kids are tiny Michelin critics, save the white tablecloth experiences for date night. Trust me, trying to enjoy a $50 steak while your kid is screaming for chicken nuggets is not a recipe for a relaxing meal.
Brunch: The Holy Grail of Family Dining
Brunch is where it’s at for family dining. Pancakes, French toast, bacon, and eggs – it’s like breakfast and lunch had a love child and it’s delicious. Plus, many brunch spots have a more relaxed atmosphere, which is perfect for dealing with fussy eaters.
Bonus points: Some places offer bottomless mimosas or Bloody Marys. Just make sure you’re the one drinking them.
How to Survive a Meal Out with Kids
- How to manage picky eaters: Pack some kid-friendly snacks. You never know when hunger will strike.
- How to handle meltdowns: Deep breaths. It happens to the best of us. Distraction is key.
- How to find kid-friendly restaurants: Use online resources and ask for recommendations.
- How to entertain kids during dinner: Bring coloring books, crayons, or small toys.
- How to enjoy yourself: Remember, it’s supposed to be fun! Relax and enjoy the chaos.