Where To Not Go In Chicago

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Chicago: The Windy City (and Sometimes the Windy Wallet)

Chicago, a city of dreams, deep dish pizza, and surprisingly tall buildings. It's a place where you can find everything from world-class museums to world-class crime rates. So, while you're busy planning your trip to the Windy City, let’s talk about places you might want to avoid.

The South Side: A Different Kind of Deep Dish

Now, I don't want to paint the entire South Side with a broad brush. There are some lovely, genuine people living there. But, let's be real, some parts of it can be a bit... dicey. It's like ordering a pizza and finding a surprise ingredient you didn’t ask for. Unless you're into that kind of thing, maybe give it a miss.

West Side Story (But Not the Musical Kind)

The West Side? More like the Wild West. It's got its charm, sure, but it's charm of the "I-might-need-a-bodyguard" variety. Unless you're a seasoned adventurer with a penchant for dodging bullets, I'd recommend sticking to the touristy areas.

Avoid the Alleyways: A Public Service Announcement

This one might seem obvious, but you'd be surprised how many people ignore it. Chicago alleyways are like a black hole for common sense. They're dark, they're often filled with... questionable smells, and you never know what might be lurking around the corner. Trust me, your Instagram feed doesn't need a dramatic rescue story.

Late Night Solo Adventures: Not a Good Idea

Chicago is a city that never sleeps, but that doesn't mean you should be up all night. Wandering around alone after dark is like asking for a starring role in a crime drama. Even the most innocent-looking corner can turn into a scene from a horror movie.

Public Transportation: A Double-Edged Sword

Chicago's public transportation is efficient, but it's also a melting pot of humanity. You'll meet all sorts of people, from friendly locals to folks who might have questionable hygiene. So, keep your belongings close, and your guard up. And if someone offers you a seat, maybe politely decline.

How to Avoid Trouble in Chicago

  • How to dress like a local: Avoid flashy jewelry and expensive-looking clothes. You're not trying to be a target.
  • How to stay aware: Keep your phone out of sight, and be aware of your surroundings. Trust your gut.
  • How to use public transportation safely: Stick to crowded trains and buses, and avoid empty stations.
  • How to enjoy the city safely: Focus on popular tourist areas, and ask locals for recommendations.
  • How to handle yourself in a dangerous situation: If you feel unsafe, remove yourself from the situation as quickly as possible.

Remember, this is just a general guide. Chicago is a fantastic city with plenty to offer. Just use common sense, and you'll have a great time.

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