I Can't Run a Marathon, But I Can Tell You How to Watch One
So, you wanna watch the Chicago Marathon? Good for you! You're about to witness a human spectacle that'll make you question your own life choices. Or maybe not, maybe you'll just be really impressed. Either way, let's get you sorted.
Where to Watch the Pain and Glory
NBC 5, Your New Best Friend
If you're a traditionalist who enjoys the comfort of your couch and the thrill of commercials, NBC 5 is your go-to. They'll have live coverage, analysts who probably ran a marathon once in their lives, and slow-motion replays of people falling over (hopefully not too many).
Online? We Gotchu
For those who prefer to watch while pretending to work, the NBC Chicago website and app have you covered. It's like watching TV, but with fewer interruptions from your annoying coworker. Just make sure your boss isn't a marathon runner.
Peacock: The Streaming Service Your Grandma Loves
Yes, that streaming service with the colorful bird logo. Who knew they'd be the ones to save the day? You can catch the marathon on Peacock, so if you're already subscribed for reruns of "Friends," consider this a bonus.
Tips for Watching the Marathon Like a Pro
- Don't Eat Too Much Popcorn: You'll be sitting for a while. Trust me, your stomach will thank you.
- Mute the Commercials: Save your ears from the onslaught of ads.
- Prepare Your Cheering Voice: You'll need it for those inspiring finish line moments. Or to mock the people dressed in ridiculous costumes.
- Have Water Ready: Dehydration is a real thing, even for couch potatoes.
How to...
- How to avoid FOMO if you can't watch the whole thing: Set reminders for the start, elite women's finish, elite men's finish, and the final stretch.
- How to impress your friends with marathon trivia: Google "marathon facts" before the race.
- How to pretend you ran the marathon: Wear athletic clothes and complain about sore muscles.
- How to find a running buddy: Join a running group or simply ask a friend who's already addicted to running.
- How to stay motivated to train for a marathon: Find a good running playlist and promise yourself a reward after each mile.
So there you have it, folks. Everything you need to know to enjoy the Chicago Marathon from the comfort of your own home. Now go forth and cheer! Or at least pretend to.