So, You Wanna Watch Miss California USA 2023? Let's Spill the Tea
Okay, so you're dying to see who won the Miss California USA 2023 crown, huh? Well, you're in luck (or maybe not, depending on your taste in pageants). Let's dive into the world of tiaras, evening gowns, and awkwardly rehearsed talent shows.
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| Where To Watch Miss California Usa 2023 |
Where, Oh Where, Can I Find This Pageant?
First things first, let's address the elephant in the room: where can you actually watch this thing? Well, unless you have a really good friend in the production crew, your best bet is online. Platforms like PageantVision.tv often stream these events. Just be prepared to shell out some cash for a subscription. Hey, beauty pageants ain't free, people!
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What Did I Miss?
If you're reading this after the pageant, let me just say: you didn't miss much. Okay, I'm kidding (kind of). There's usually a lot of sparkly dresses, practiced smiles, and maybe a surprise or two. But let's be real, the real drama happens backstage, and we don't get invited to those parties.
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So, Who Won?
I know, I know, you're dying to know who the new Miss California USA is. But honestly, I'm just as curious as you are. If you're looking for spoilers, your best bet is to scour social media. Just be prepared for a flood of photos and videos of the winner.
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How to Survive a Pageant Party
If you're unfortunate enough to be dragged to a Miss California USA viewing party, here are a few tips:
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- How to pretend to be interested: Practice saying things like, "Her gown is stunning!" and "That talent portion was inspirational!"
- How to avoid awkward conversations: Master the art of nodding and smiling while looking deep in thought.
- How to escape: Have a solid excuse ready, like a sudden case of "pageant fatigue" or a "prior engagement with your couch."
And there you have it! Everything you need to know (or not know) about Miss California USA 2023. Now go forth and conquer your pageant-related endeavors. Or, you know, just watch something else. Your call.
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