Where Did the Bullets Fly Today? A Houston Shooting Update (Or Lack Thereof)
Houston: The Wild West, Minus the Cowboys
So, you wanna know where the shooting was in Houston today? Well, buckle up, partner, because this might be a longer ride than you expected. You see, Houston is a city with a certain flair for drama. Every other week, it's like a scene straight out of an action movie. But today? Nada. Zilch. Not even a squabble over a parking spot. Houston seems to be taking a breather.
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The Elusive Houston Shooter
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It's like trying to catch a greased pig. One day, there's a shootout at the rodeo (okay, maybe not the rodeo), and the next, it's quieter than a library. We're starting to think the Houston shooters might be in cahoots with the Loch Ness Monster – equally as elusive.
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Houston: A City of Surprises (Or Not)
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You never know what's gonna happen next in this town. One minute you're sipping your sweet tea, minding your own business, and the next, you're dodging bullets. Or not. Like today. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, people. A rollercoaster with no ups, just a long, flat, boring track.
So, Where Was the Shooting?
Nowhere. That's where. Houston is currently enjoying a peaceful hiatus from its usual dramatic self. But fear not, dear reader. We'll keep our ears to the ground (or our eyes on the news) and let you know the moment things get interesting again.
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How to Stay Informed (Or Not)
- How to avoid getting shot in Houston: The best way is to stay home and watch reruns of your favorite sitcom.
- How to become a human bulletproof vest: Unfortunately, there's no app for that. Yet.
- How to start a rumor about a shooting: We don't endorse this behavior, but if you must, make sure it's a good one.
- How to stay calm during a non-existent shooting: Practice deep breathing and count to ten. Or, you know, just keep scrolling through your phone.
- How to prepare for the next Houston shootout: Stock up on popcorn and your favorite beverage. You'll need something to entertain you while you wait for the action.
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