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Ahoy There, Boat Tour Enthusiast!
So, you want to hit the water in the Windy City, eh? Good call. There's nothing quite like seeing Chicago from a whole new perspective – one that doesn't involve dodging potholes and aggressive drivers. But with a million and one boat tours out there, it's easy to feel like a fish out of water when trying to pick the perfect one. Fear not, intrepid sailor! I'm here to steer you in the right direction.
Architecture or Amusement?
Let's face it, most people come to Chicago for two reasons: to gawk at the stunning architecture or to indulge in their inner party animal. So, which boat tour is right for you?
- Architects Anonymous: If you’re a building buff with a penchant for pointing out obscure architectural details, then the Architecture River Cruise is your oyster. You'll learn more about the city's skyline than a real estate agent. Just be prepared to sound like a know-it-all afterwards.
- Party Animal Paradise: If you're more interested in shaking your booty than studying building facades, there are plenty of options. Look for tours with terms like "DJ," "open bar," or "fireworks." Just remember, alcohol and architecture don't mix. Trust me, I've tried.
Other Factors to Consider
Once you've decided whether you want to be cultured or carefree, there are a few other things to think about:
- Timing is everything: Sunset cruises are great for romance or Instagram, but if you're prone to seasickness, morning might be a better bet.
- Price point: Boat tours can range from "I could've bought a condo with that" to "worth every penny." Figure out your budget before you start browsing.
- Kids or no kids: Some tours are more family-friendly than others. If you're bringing the little ones, look for options with kid-friendly activities or shorter durations.
Bonus Tips:
- Dress in layers. Chicago weather can be unpredictable, even in summer.
- Bring sunglasses. The sun reflecting off the water can be blinding.
- Don't forget your camera. You're going to want to capture those amazing views.
How to...
- How to choose the right boat tour? Consider your interests, budget, and the weather when making your decision.
- How to avoid seasickness? Take an over-the-counter motion sickness medication before boarding, and choose a seat indoors if possible.
- How to get the best photos? Experiment with different angles and use a tripod if you have one.
- How to dress for a boat tour? Wear comfortable, weather-appropriate clothing. Layers are always a good idea.
- How to make the most of your boat tour? Relax, enjoy the views, and take in the atmosphere.