Who Are These People Shooting Up My TV? A Guide to Chicago PD
So, you've found yourself inexplicably drawn into the world of Chicago PD. Maybe it's the gritty realism, the intense action, or the fact that you're secretly hoping someone finally arrests those annoying neighbors of yours. Whatever the reason, welcome to the club! Let's dive into the cast of characters who make this show a rollercoaster of emotions.
The OG Squad: The Ones Who Started It All
Let's start with the original crew, the ones who made us believe that cops could actually be cool (or at least tolerate-able).
- Hank Voight: The undisputed king of questionable morals and questionable haircuts. He's like a grizzly bear with a badge, and we can't look away.
- Antonio Dawson: The smooth-talking, sharp-suited detective who could charm a snake out of a tree. Sadly, he decided to trade in his badge for a margarita somewhere sunny.
- Erin Lindsay: The troubled but brilliant detective who could kick your butt and solve a crime before you could say "CPD."
- Jay Halstead: The golden boy of the squad, all looks and charm, until he got serious and we realized he was actually kind of a badass.
The New Guard: Keeping the Drama Alive
Now, let's talk about the fresh faces who've injected some new energy into the Intelligence Unit.
- Adam Ruzek: The guy who can go from zero to hero in about 2.5 seconds. Also, he has a questionable taste in haircuts, but we'll let that slide.
- Kevin Atwater: The heart and soul of the team, always ready to lend a hand or throw down. Just don't mess with his family.
- Kim Burgess: The tough-as-nails officer who can handle anything, from a shootout to a baby. Seriously, that woman is a superhero.
- Hailey Upton: She's smart, she's tough, and she's not afraid to ruffle some feathers. Also, she has impeccable style.
And Then There's the Rest of Them...
Of course, there's a whole bunch of other characters who keep the drama going, from the desk sergeant with a sharp tongue to the rookie who's always in over their head. But let's be honest, these are the main players who keep us coming back for more.
So, there you have it! A quick and dirty guide to the cast of Chicago PD. Now go forth and enjoy the show (or at least pretend to care about your neighbor's noise complaints).
How to... Chicago PD Edition
- How to survive a shootout: Duck, cover, and hope Voight has a plan.
- How to become a detective: Be really good at finding stuff, and preferably don't get shot.
- How to deal with a partner who's always trying to one-up you: Find a new partner. Or just learn to laugh it off.
- How to balance a personal life with a high-stress job: Therapy, lots of therapy.
- How to order a drink at Intelligence's favorite bar: Just say "Voight's usual."