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Who's Gonna Coach Them Aggies? A Deep Dive into the Coaching Carousel
So, Jimbo Fisher is out. Shocker, right? Texas A&M is on the hunt for a new head coach, and the rumor mill is churning faster than a blender full of angry squirrels. Let's break down who might be donning that maroon and white cowboy hat next season.
The Obvious Choices: The Big Names
First up, we've got the big-name coaches who could probably get a job anywhere. Think of them as the Brad Pitts of the coaching world.
- Lane Kiffin: The man who can make a press conference more entertaining than a reality show. Kiffin's offense is electric, but can he handle the pressure cooker that is Texas A&M?
- Deion Sanders: Coach Prime is building a dynasty at Jackson State, but the allure of a Power Five job might be too strong to resist. Imagine “Prime Time” leading the Aggies. That would be must-watch TV.
The Dark Horses: Underdogs with Potential
These guys might not be the first names that come to mind, but they've got the chops to turn a program around.
- Mike Elko: Former A&M defensive coordinator, Elko has done wonders at Duke. Could he return to College Station and work his magic?
- Dan Lanning: The Oregon Ducks are on the rise, and Lanning is a big reason why. He's young, energetic, and knows how to win.
- Jeff Traylor: The UTSA coach has built a Cinderella story in San Antonio. Can he replicate that success in College Station?
The Wild Cards: Just for Fun
Let's have some fun. These are names thrown out there more for laughs than anything else, but hey, stranger things have happened.
- Urban Meyer: Will he ever truly retire?
- Nick Saban: Just kidding... unless?
Who do you think would be the best fit for Texas A&M? Let us know in the comments!
How to...
- How to become a head coach at Texas A&M: Win a national championship at a smaller school, preferably while wearing a cowboy hat.
- How to impress the Texas A&M fan base: Recruit the best players in the state, win every game, and somehow find a way to make the SEC look easy.
- How to survive as a Texas A&M coach: Develop a thick skin, a strong support system, and a really good PR team.
- How to handle the pressure of the SEC: Hire a mental coach, stock up on antacids, and maybe consider therapy.
- How to keep your job at Texas A&M: Win consistently, avoid scandals, and hope the boosters like your shoes.