Chicago: More Members Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Let's talk about Chicago, the band, not the city. Because honestly, who needs to know about the Windy City when you can have a band with more members than a Kardashian family reunion?
The Original Lineup: A Tale as Old as Time (Kinda)
Once upon a time, there was a band called Chicago. And it was good. Really good. Think "Saturday in the Park" good. The original lineup was like the Avengers of soft rock: you had your guitar heroes, your horn players who could make a trumpet sound like a soulful moan, and drummers who could make you think you were at a drum solo competition. But let's be real, most of us just wanted to sing along to "You're the Inspiration".
The Ever-Revolving Door of Talent
Now, if you think the cast of "Friends" had a high turnover rate, you clearly haven't been paying attention to Chicago. Members have come and gone like seasons of your favorite reality show. It's like a never-ending game of musical chairs, but with way more talent and less awkward silence.
Who's in Chicago Now? A Quick and Dirty Guide
Okay, let's cut to the chase. Who's actually making the sweet sounds of Chicago these days? Well, you've got the OG trio of Robert Lamm, Lee Loughnane, and James Pankow. These guys are like the Energizer bunny of the music world, fueled by an endless supply of talent and, let's be honest, probably some very strong windbreakers (it is Chicago, after all).
Then you've got Neil Donell, Ray Herrmann, Walfredo Reyes Jr., and a bunch of other people whose names I can't pronounce. But hey, they're talented, and that's what matters.
So, What's the Verdict?
Chicago is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, and it's always evolving. Sure, some of your favorite members might be gone, but the music lives on. And that's what really matters, right?
How To... Chicago Edition
- How to tell if you're a true Chicago fan: If you can sing every word to "25 or 6 to 4" without looking it up, you're golden.
- How to survive a Chicago concert: Bring earplugs, comfortable shoes, and a willingness to sing your heart out.
- How to appreciate Chicago's versatility: Listen to their early rock stuff, then their softer ballads, and finally their jazz-infused tracks. Your mind will be blown.
- How to introduce someone to Chicago: Start with "Saturday in the Park" and work your way from there.
- How to feel old: Realize that Chicago has been around longer than you have.