Who Are the Houston Texans' Rivals? A Deep Dive into Football Feuds
Let's talk football, folks. More specifically, let's talk about the Houston Texans and their arch-nemeses. Now, you might think, "The Texans? Rivals? They're like the new kid on the block in the NFL!" Well, hold your horses, sports fan. While they might be relative newcomers compared to some teams, they've certainly managed to stir up their fair share of drama.
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| Who Are The Houston Texans Rivals |
AFC South: The Backyard Brawl
The Texans' primary rivalries, like most teams, are within their own division: the AFC South. It's a battle for supremacy in Texas, a clash of titans (or at least, aspiring titans) in Tennessee, and a constant struggle to avoid being the laughingstock of the division (looking at you, Jacksonville).
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- The Tennessee Titans: This rivalry is like a classic grudge match. There's a lot of back and forth, and it often comes down to the wire. It's the kind of rivalry that makes you bite your nails to the nub.
- The Indianapolis Colts: While this rivalry hasn't always been as intense as the Titans one, there's still a healthy dose of dislike between these two teams. Plus, let's be real, everyone loves a good underdog story, and the Texans have had their moments against the Colts.
- The Jacksonville Jaguars: Now, this is where things get interesting. The Jaguars and Texans have a rivalry that's more like a sibling rivalry - lots of trash talking, but also a strange sense of camaraderie. It's a love-hate relationship, if you will.
Beyond the Division: Other Notable Feuds
While the AFC South battles are the Texans' bread and butter, there are a few other teams that have managed to get under their skin.
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- The Dallas Cowboys: As the most popular team in Texas, the Cowboys and Texans have a natural rivalry. It's a battle for state pride, and it's always entertaining.
How to Become a Texans Fanatic
So, you want to become a die-hard Texans fan? Here are a few quick tips:
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- How to hate the Colts: Easy. Just remember Peyton Manning. Enough said.
- How to enjoy the Jaguars-Texans rivalry: Embrace the chaos. It's like watching a reality TV show, but with football.
- How to survive a Titans game: Stock up on painkillers. Seriously, these games are heart-stopping.
- How to support the Texans: Wear your team colors proudly, and be prepared to defend your team's honor at all times.
- How to deal with Cowboys fans: Practice your best "How 'bout them Texans?" comeback.
Remember, being a fan is about passion and loyalty. So, cheer on your Texans, and let the good times roll!
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