Who Snagged Epstein's Epic Pad?
So, you’re wondering who the lucky stiff is that ended up with Jeffrey Epstein’s old stomping grounds, huh? Well, buckle up, because this story is as juicy as a well-done steak.
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| Who Bought Jeffrey Epstein's House In New York |
A Mansion Fit for a...Normal Person?
Let’s talk about this house for a sec. We’re not just talking about a house here. We’re talking about a seven-story, 28,000-square-foot behemoth in the heart of Manhattan. It’s got more rooms than a Kardashian has outfits. There’s a pool, a gym, a movie theater, and probably a secret room or two. It’s the kind of place where you could get lost and never be found, which is probably why Epstein liked it so much.
The New Owner: A Man of Mystery (Sort Of)
Okay, so who's the lucky duck who got to call this place home? Drumroll, please... It's Michael Daffey, a former Goldman Sachs executive. Yes, you read that right. A banker. Someone who probably spends more time looking at spreadsheets than spreadsheets.
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Now, you might be thinking, “Why on earth would someone want to live in a house that was owned by a convicted sex offender?” And honestly, that’s a great question. Maybe he's a big fan of home renovations and saw this as a massive fixer-upper. Or maybe he's just really into true crime and wanted to live the experience. We may never know.
A Fresh Start
The good news is that Daffey has pledged to completely gut the place and give it a much-needed makeover. So, no more creepy vibes or questionable decor. It's getting a complete overhaul, both physically and spiritually. We can only hope that the new owner will fill this place with laughter, joy, and maybe a really good sound system.
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FAQs: Epstein’s House Edition
How to avoid buying a house with a creepy past?
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- Do your research. Check local records and news articles. And maybe hire a medium, just to be safe.
How to turn a haunted mansion into a happy home?
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- Lots of sunlight, cheerful colors, and maybe a pet to keep things grounded. Oh, and an exorcist.
How to deal with unexpected guests (like ghosts)?
- Ignore them. Pretend they're not there. Or invite them over for tea. Your call.
How to make a house feel less like a crime scene?
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- Fresh paint, new furniture, and a really good cleaning. And maybe a housewarming party.
How to find a good real estate agent who won’t judge you for your questionable taste in houses?
- Look for someone who's seen it all. Or someone who’s really into conspiracy theories.
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