Who Do the Houston Texans Play Next? A Burning Question for Texans Fans
So, you're a Houston Texans fan, huh? You've got good taste in teams, I guess. Insert sarcastic chuckle here. Let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips: Who do the Texans play next?
Preseason Blues
Let's be honest, the preseason is like that awkward cousin who shows up to family gatherings and talks about their weird hobbies. It's there, it's happening, but nobody's really excited about it. Still, we gotta talk about it, right?
The Texans are currently in the midst of their preseason campaign, which is basically a fancy way of saying they're playing a bunch of meaningless games to get ready for the real stuff. So, who are they facing? Well, buckle up, because it's a rollercoaster of opponents.
- New York Giants: These guys are always a tough matchup. They've got that whole "big apple" swagger going on, and they're not afraid to show it. But hey, a win against the Giants would be a nice confidence booster.
- Los Angeles Rams: The Rams are coming off a Super Bowl win, so they're probably feeling pretty cocky. But remember, the Texans are the underdogs, and we all know how much fun it is to see an underdog win.
Regular Season Looms
Once the preseason circus is over, the real fun begins. The regular season is where the rubber meets the road, or something like that. The Texans have a tough schedule ahead, but hey, every team says that.
So, who are they playing? Well, I could give you a long list of opponents, but let's be real, you probably already know. The important thing is that the Texans show up and play their hearts out. And maybe, just maybe, they'll surprise a few people.
How to...
- How to survive the Texans preseason: Stock up on snacks, your favorite beverage, and prepare for endless replays of punt returns.
- How to deal with a Texans loss: Order pizza, watch your favorite show, and remember, there's always next week.
- How to celebrate a Texans win: Go crazy! Dance, sing, and maybe even do a little victory lap around the block.
- How to become a Texans superfan: Wear team colors religiously, attend every game (if possible), and start a fan club.
- How to stay sane as a Texans fan: Lower your expectations, find a hobby, and remember, there are other teams in the world.
There you have it, folks! A deep dive into the Houston Texans' schedule and a survival guide for fans. Let's hope for a great season!