Who’s That Lonely Kid in New York?
So, you've heard of "The Only Living Boy in New York"? Good for you! You're officially cooler than that kid who still thinks "The Big Lebowski" is a documentary. But let's be real, the title is a bit misleading. It’s not like he's the last survivor of a zombie apocalypse or something. It's just a dramatic way of saying he's a lost soul wandering the concrete jungle.
The Plot: A Tale as Old as Time (Kinda)
Our protagonist, Thomas (not to be confused with the doubting Thomas), is a fresh-faced college grad with a degree in "Wondering What to Do Next." Life is a buffet of possibilities, and he's standing there with a plate, paralyzed by choice. Then, bam, he discovers his dad is having an affair. Talk about a life-altering revelation!
It's like finding out Santa isn't real, but way more awkward. Suddenly, Thomas is navigating the treacherous waters of adult relationships, while trying to figure out if he wants to be a writer, a philosopher, or a professional Netflix binge-watcher.
The Characters: A Stellar Cast of Misfits
- Callum Turner as Thomas: The eternal question mark of a human. He's got potential, but it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack full of other needles.
- Kate Beckinsale as Johanna: The mistress with a heart of gold, or at least a really expensive wardrobe. She's the epitome of "complicated woman."
- Pierce Brosnan as Ethan: The suave, sophisticated dad who's living a double life. Because apparently, being James Bond wasn’t enough excitement.
- Jeff Bridges as W.F. Gerald: The wise old mentor who's seen it all and can probably tell you the best place to get a pastrami sandwich in the city.
So, Is It Worth Watching?
If you enjoy watching characters make questionable life choices while surrounded by stylish New York backdrops, then yes, it might be your cup of tea. But don't expect a mind-blowing masterpiece. It's more like a comfortable pair of old jeans – familiar, reliable, but not exactly groundbreaking.
How To...
- How to relate to Thomas: Be indecisive, have a questionable taste in music, and pretend to understand art.
- How to avoid being like Ethan: Don't have a mistress. Or at least, don't let your son find out.
- How to dress like Johanna: Invest in lots of black, and learn how to effortlessly look like you just stepped out of a fashion magazine.
- How to be as wise as W.F. Gerald: Grow a long beard, drink whiskey, and tell people they're "full of potential."
- How to survive in New York: Develop a thick skin, a love for overpriced coffee, and the ability to find your way around without Google Maps.
So, there you have it. "The Only Living Boy in New York" - a film that's as confusing as figuring out your life after college. But hey, at least it’s got Pierce Brosnan in it.