The New York Zodiac: A Copycat or Something More?
So, let's talk about the New York Zodiac. Not the original California creep who gave nightmares to a generation, but the wannabe who decided to bring the terror to the Big Apple. You know, because nothing says 'relaxing city break' like a serial killer on the loose.
A Star is Born (Or Not)
Heriberto Seda, or as he preferred, the New York Zodiac, was basically the discount version of the original. While the OG Zodiac was all about ciphers and cryptic letters, Seda was more of a "shoot first, ask questions later" kind of guy. And let's be honest, ciphers are hard. Really hard.
He was obsessed with astrology, which is ironic because his aim was about as accurate as a horoscope. The guy picked a moniker that implied some sort of cosmic connection to his victims, but really, it was more like a random number generator deciding who was next.
The Big Apple Bites Back
Thankfully, unlike the original Zodiac who slipped through the net like a greased eel, Seda wasn't quite as lucky. After a reign of terror that lasted a few years, the NYPD finally caught up with him. It was a bit like catching a particularly stubborn pigeon – a lot of flapping, and then bam, you’ve got him.
Seda got a whopping 232 years in prison. Which is a long time to contemplate the irony of calling yourself the Zodiac when you clearly haven't mastered the art of celestial navigation.
So, Was He a Copycat or Something Else?
Now, this is where things get interesting. Was Seda just a sad, lonely guy who wanted to feel important? Or was there something more sinister at play? Did he really believe in astrology, or was it just a cover? These are the questions that keep true crime enthusiasts up at night.
Personally, I'm leaning towards the 'sad and lonely' theory. But hey, that's just me. What do you think?
How to Become a Zodiac Killer (Don't Try This at Home)
- How to pick a catchy moniker: Avoid anything involving your real name or your mom's cooking.
- How to write cryptic letters: Just scribble random symbols and claim it's a secret code.
- How to avoid getting caught: Don't leave your DNA at the crime scene. And maybe lay off the astrology.
- How to survive prison: Bring a really good book. And probably some Sudoku puzzles.
- How to become famous: Don't be a serial killer. Write a really good novel instead.
Remember, being a serial killer is illegal, immoral, and generally frowned upon. So please, stick to reading about them.