Who Runs This Zoo? (Or, Who's the Big Cheese of the NYPD?)
So, you wanna know who's the top cop in the Big Apple, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is a story more twisted than a New York pretzel.
The Commissioner: The Real Boss
Let’s get one thing straight: there ain’t no “police chief” in New York City. It’s the Commissioner who’s the king or queen of the NYPD castle. Think of it like this: the Commissioner is the CEO, while the rest of the department is the corporate ladder.
The Current Czar(ina)
As of now, the honor of being the city’s top cop goes to Edward Caban. Now, I don’t know about you, but that name sounds like a superhero alias, right? Something like “Captain Caban and the Crime Fighters.” But seriously, the guy has been climbing the ranks since 1991, so he knows his way around a precinct better than a rat knows its way through the subway.
Don't Get Confused
Now, you might hear the term "Chief of Department" thrown around. That’s a big deal too, but it’s not the top job. Think of it as the COO to the Commissioner’s CEO. Currently, that role belongs to Jeffrey B. Maddrey. So, while he’s definitely important, he’s not the one calling the shots.
So, Who's Really in Charge?
To sum it up, the NYPD is run by a Commissioner, not a Chief. And right now, that Commissioner is Edward Caban. So, next time you’re watching a cop show and they mention a "police chief," you can be that annoying know-it-all friend and correct them.
How To... NYPD Edition
- How to impress your friends with NYPD trivia: Mention the difference between the Commissioner and Chief of Department.
- How to avoid getting arrested: Don't commit crimes. It's really that simple.
- How to become a New York City cop: Hit the gym, study hard, and be prepared for a rigorous application process.
- How to report a crime: Call 911. Don't try to solve it yourself, especially if it involves a villain with a ridiculous laugh.
- How to stay safe in New York City: Be aware of your surroundings, trust your gut, and don't engage with strangers who offer you suspiciously good deals.