My Favorite Met: A Tale of Love (and Baseball)
Okay, so, let’s talk about the New York Mets. A noble pursuit, you might say. Or a fool’s errand, depending on your perspective and the date. But let’s ignore the potential heartbreak and dive right in.
The Endless Quest for a Favorite Met
Picking a favorite Met is like trying to choose your favorite child. Impossible, right? But if I had to, and someone was holding a gun to my head (hypothetically, of course), I’d probably say Pete Alonso. Hear me out.
Alonso is basically the human embodiment of a home run. He’s got power that could rival Thor, and a personality that’s as big as his swings. Plus, who can forget that incredible rookie season? The guy was on fire, setting records left and right. It was like watching a supernova explode in slow motion.
Honorable Mentions (Because, You Know, I'm Fair)
But let’s not forget about some of the other Mets legends. David Wright is a name that will forever be etched in Mets lore. Captain America, they called him. And for good reason. The guy was a warrior on the field and a class act off it.
Then there’s Jacob deGrom. If pitching was an art form, deGrom would be Picasso. His stuff is simply unreal. When he’s on the mound, it’s like watching a master at work.
The Importance of a Good Haircut (Okay, Maybe Not)
And how can we forget about the wild card entries? Like Daniel Murphy's postseason heroics in 2015. The guy was on another planet. Or Yoenis Cespedes with his bat-flipping, car-collecting, pig-owning antics. He made baseball fun again.
So, there you have it. My favorite Met, with a few honorable mentions thrown in for good measure. But remember, this is all just my opinion. Baseball is subjective, like art or pizza toppings. What matters most is that you're enjoying the game.
How to... Become a Mets Fan
- How to survive a Mets game: Bring snacks, a sense of humor, and maybe a therapist on speed dial.
- How to pronounce 'Citi Field': It's "Sit-ee Field," not "City Field." Trust me, you'll sound like a local.
- How to handle Mets heartbreak: Channel your inner stoic, order pizza, and watch old highlights.
- How to appreciate the Mets' charm: Embrace the chaos, the underdog mentality, and the hope that springs eternal.
- How to become a die-hard fan: Start watching every game, learn the players' names, and get really into the stats.