Who Owns My Heart? I Mean, the Houston Oilers Trademark?
Let's talk football, baby! Or, more specifically, let's talk about who owns the rights to scream "Luv Ya Blue!" without getting a cease and desist letter. That's right, we're diving into the murky waters of trademark ownership, and today's victim is the beloved Houston Oilers.
A Tale of Two Cities
Once upon a time, in a land of oil and football, there was a team called the Houston Oilers. They were as tough as a Texas steak and as beloved as a cold beer on a hot day. But then, gasp, they packed their bags and moved to Tennessee, becoming the Tennessee Titans. Heartbreak ensued, but the real question is: who actually owns the name "Houston Oilers"?
The short answer is: the Tennessee Titans. Cue dramatic music.
Yeah, you heard right. Even though they ditched Houston like an ex who forgot to take their toothbrush, they still hold onto the Oilers name like a kid with a favorite blanket. It's a cold, hard truth, but it's the truth nonetheless.
Why Does This Even Matter?
You might be wondering why we're even talking about this. Well, for starters, it's a classic case of "out of sight, out of mind" gone wrong. Houston fans still bleed Oilers blue, and it stings a little to see the Titans holding onto the name like a trophy. Secondly, it's a fascinating legal battle that highlights the complex world of trademark law. And lastly, it gives us a chance to relive some classic Oilers moments and maybe shed a tear or two.
Oilers Forever?
So, does this mean we can never have an Oilers team again? Well, technically, Houston could start a new team and call them the Oilers, but they'd have to be careful not to infringe on the Titans' trademark. It's a complicated legal mess that would probably involve more lawyers than players.
But hey, who knows what the future holds? Maybe one day, the Oilers will rise from the ashes like a phoenix and soar back to Houston. Until then, we can always cherish the memories of Earl Campbell, Warren Moon, and "Luv Ya Blue."
How To... Oilers Trivia
- How to impress your football-loving friends: Drop some obscure Oilers trivia. Did you know that the Oilers were the first AFL team to play in a Super Bowl?
- How to cope with the loss of the Oilers: Find a new team to root for, or start collecting Oilers memorabilia.
- How to understand trademark law: Consult a lawyer, or just watch a lot of Suits.
- How to keep the Oilers spirit alive: Wear Oilers gear proudly, and never forget the glory days.
- How to support the Titans (just kidding): Enjoy the fact that they're terrible at drafting quarterbacks.
