Who Owns the Dodgers? A Tale of Billionaires and Baseball
So, you wanna know who's the big cheese behind the Los Angeles Dodgers? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a story of money, fame, and a whole lot of baseball. Let's dive in!
The Man Behind the Curtain
The puppet master pulling the strings of the Dodgers is none other than Mark Walter. Now, this guy isn't just some random dude who won the lottery. He's a financial wizard, a conservationist, and a social justice warrior (or so his PR team says). Walter is the Chairman and Controlling Owner of the Dodgers, which basically means he's the boss. But he didn't do it alone.
A Star-Studded Ownership
Walter’s got a pretty impressive crew backing him up. Let’s talk about the real stars of this show:
- Magic Johnson: Yes, that Magic Johnson. The basketball legend is a part-owner of the Dodgers, and he's probably the only person who can casually drop "baby" into a business meeting.
- Peter Guber: If you've ever seen a movie, chances are Peter Guber had something to do with it. He's a movie producer turned sports owner, and he brings Hollywood glamor to the Dodgers.
- Stan Kasten: This guy is a baseball veteran. He's been around the block more times than a lost puppy, and he knows the game inside and out.
- And the list goes on... There are a bunch of other investors, including Billie Jean King, who's a tennis legend and a total badass.
So, How Much Does it Cost to Own a Baseball Team?
Let's just say it's not cheap. Buying a baseball team is like buying a small country. Or, at least, a really expensive yacht. We're talking billions of dollars here. So, if you're planning on saving up your allowance to buy the Dodgers, you might want to reconsider.
How to... Dodgers Edition
- How to become a Dodgers owner? Win the lottery, discover a new oil field, or invent time travel. Your choice.
- How to get tickets to a Dodgers game? Be prepared to fight off a horde of hungry fans, or use a ticket resale website and pay an arm and a leg.
- How to impress a Dodgers fan? Know the difference between a slider and a curveball, and be able to recite the entire Dodger Stadium food menu.
- How to survive a Dodgers game? Wear sunscreen, bring a hat, and hydrate. Oh, and be prepared to spend a small fortune on overpriced beer.
- How to become a Dodgers superfan? Get a tattoo of the Dodger logo, name your child Vin Scully, and start a fan club in your basement.
