Who Owns That Razor Sharp Pad?
So, you’ve seen it on TV, you’ve drooled over it in magazines, and you've probably even secretly wished you could trade places with the lucky owner. We’re talking about the Razor House, of course - that architectural masterpiece perched precariously on a cliff in La Jolla, California.
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A Brief History of Glamour
Let’s rewind a bit. Before it was the envy of Instagram influencers and the backdrop for countless daydreams, the Razor House was just a blueprint in the mind of an architect. And what a blueprint it was! This baby is basically the architectural equivalent of a supermodel - all angles, curves, and jaw-dropping good looks.
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Fast forward to 2019, and drumroll please - the illustrious Alicia Keys and her music mogul hubby, Swizz Beatz, decided to make this stunning abode their own. Yep, you heard it right. The same Alicia Keys who can make a piano sound like it’s having an orgasm is now the proud owner of this glass and steel wonder. Can you imagine coming home to that every day?
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Life in a Razor-Sharp World
Living in the Razor House must be like living in a real-life episode of MTV Cribs, but with way more minimalist decor. We’re talking floor-to-ceiling windows with ocean views that would make a mermaid jealous, a kitchen that's probably bigger than most people's apartments, and a backyard that's basically an infinity pool with a side of cliff.
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But let's be honest, even with all that glitz and glam, there’s gotta be some downsides. Like, how do you vacuum a place that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie? And what happens when it's windy? Does the house just start to shake like a maraca? We have so many questions.
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How to Become a Razor House Resident (Probably Not)
Okay, so you're probably not going to be moving into the Razor House anytime soon. But hey, a girl can dream, right? Here are a few tips to help you get one step closer to that cliffside lifestyle:
- How to achieve Razor House level cleaning: Hire a professional cleaning service and then never let anyone in.
- How to dress like you live in the Razor House: Invest in a lot of white, and pretend you're always about to step onto a yacht.
- How to cook like you live in the Razor House: Learn how to make sushi. And caviar. And champagne.
- How to entertain like you live in the Razor House: Hire a DJ, a mixologist, and a masseuse. Oh, and don't forget the fireworks.
- How to deal with the paparazzi like you live in the Razor House: Get really good at hiding.
So there you have it, folks. The Razor House - a home so stunning it's almost painful to look at. We can only hope that one day we'll be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of this architectural marvel in person. Until then, we'll just have to keep dreaming.
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