Who Was the Houston Texans' Coach Last Year? A Tale of Coaching Carousel
So, you're wondering who was the unfortunate soul, or perhaps the lucky genius, who helmed the Houston Texans last season? Well, buckle up, because this is a rollercoaster of coaching changes that would make a soap opera director blush.
A Revolving Door of Coaches
The Houston Texans have had a more eventful coaching history than a reality TV show. It’s like they're auditioning for a new coach every year. Let’s break it down:
- 2021: David Culley - Remember him? Probably not. He was like a flash in the pan, a coaching meteor that burned brightly for a season and then poof.
- 2022: Lovie Smith - Another one-and-done. It's like the Texans were playing a game of coaching musical chairs, and everyone keeps getting picked last.
DeMeco Ryans: The New Sheriff in Town
But fear not, Houston Texans fans! There's a new sheriff in town. DeMeco Ryans is the current head coach, and he seems to have a bit more staying power. With a promising start to his coaching career, he's bringing a fresh perspective and a whole lot of hope to the team.
So, there you have it. A brief history of the Houston Texans' coaching carousel. It's been a wild ride, and we can only hope that Ryans can keep the Texans on a steady course.
FAQs: Coaching Curiosities
How to keep track of all the Houston Texans coaches?
- Use a spreadsheet, a whiteboard, or simply accept that it's a lost cause.
How to avoid getting emotionally attached to a Texans coach?
- Lower your expectations. It's a survival tactic.
How to predict the next Texans coach?
- Consult a psychic, analyze tea leaves, or just throw a dart at a list of NFL coordinators.
How to cope with another coaching change?
- Therapy, chocolate, and maybe a new hobby.
How to ensure the Texans finally find a long-term coach?
- Unfortunately, there's no foolproof method. Just keep your fingers crossed.
