Oswald: The Bookworm Assassin?
So, let’s talk about Lee Harvey Oswald. Not the guy who allegedly shot JFK, but the guy who claimed to be working at the Texas School Book Depository. Because, let’s face it, that's a helluva cover story, right?
The Bookworm Cover-Up?
Imagine this: You're a lone wolf with, let's say, questionable intentions. You're planning a big event, something with a lot of eyes on it. What do you do? You get a normal job, right? Like, accountant, or dentist. Nope. You become a book depository employee. Classic.
Oswald was basically like, "Hey, I need a place to blend in. A place where nobody will suspect me of world-shaking events. I know! A book depository! Surrounded by stacks of knowledge and whatnot. Perfect cover."
The Million-Dollar Question
Now, the real question is: Was he actually a bookworm with a secret passion for grammar, or was he just playing it cool? Did he spend his lunch breaks debating the merits of the Oxford comma, or was he plotting something far more sinister? We may never know.
But hey, it's a fun thought experiment. Maybe he was secretly a fan of Hemingway and used his downtime to practice his minimalist writing style. Or perhaps he was more of a Stephen King aficionado, working on his own horror novel about a rogue book depository employee.
How to Become a Semi-Plausible Conspiracy Theorist
- How to start a conspiracy theory: Find a big event with lots of unanswered questions.
- How to find evidence: Look for patterns, inconsistencies, and anything that sounds suspicious. Remember, correlation is not causation, but who cares about facts when you're having this much fun?
- How to recruit followers: Be passionate, confident, and willing to ignore logic. Bonus points if you can create catchy memes.
- How to handle skeptics: Just tell them they're part of the problem.
- How to maintain your sanity: Probably seek professional help. Or just keep watching cat videos.