Why Do The Chicago Bears Have The First Pick

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The Bears, Believe It or Not, Are Back on Top (Kinda)

So, the Chicago Bears have the first overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft. Again. I know, right? It's like winning the lottery twice, only with way less champagne and way more confused sports analysts.

How Did This Happen? A Tale of Trades and Tanking

Let's rewind a bit. Last year, the Bears were really bad. Like, historically bad. So bad, in fact, that they secured the coveted number one overall pick. Instead of drafting a generational talent, they decided to do something truly Bears-esque: they traded it away for a bunch of future picks and a wide receiver named DJ Moore.

Fast forward to this year, and guess who ended up with the worst record? The Carolina Panthers. And guess who had their first-round pick? Yep, the Bears. It's like a football version of karma, except instead of good things happening to good people, it's draft picks happening to a team that can't seem to win games.

The Million-Dollar Question: What Do They Do Now?

Now, the Bears are in a pickle. They have the golden ticket to draft the next big thing, but they also have a ton of other draft picks. Do they keep the pick and draft a franchise quarterback? Do they trade it for even more picks? Do they hire a hypnotist to make the entire team forget how to play football, just to secure another number one pick next year?

The possibilities are endless, and honestly, at this point, I'm not sure even the Bears know what to do. But hey, at least they're interesting.

So, What Does This Mean for Bears Fans?

Well, if you're a Bears fan, you're probably experiencing a rollercoaster of emotions. There's the excitement of having the first overall pick, the dread of the team messing it up, and the underlying fear that this is all just a cruel joke played by the football gods. But hey, at least you have something to talk about at the water cooler.

How To... Bears Edition

  • How to become a Bears fan: Easy, just have a strong constitution and a love for masochism.
  • How to survive a Bears season: Stock up on therapy sessions and adult beverages.
  • How to predict the Bears' draft pick: Flip a coin. Seriously, it's just as accurate.
  • How to deal with Bears fans after a loss: Avoid eye contact and pretend you're busy.
  • How to make the Bears good again: Hire a time machine and bring back Walter Payton.
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