Cousin, Schmusin': The Chicago Conundrum
So, you’ve heard Chicagoans call everyone from their barber to their barista “cousin”. You’re probably wondering if there’s a secret family reunion happening every five minutes in the Windy City. Well, buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the fascinating world of Chicago kinship.
It’s All Relative, Right?
Let’s clear one thing up: most Chicagoans aren’t actually related. This isn’t a city-wide family tree gone awry. The whole "cousin" thing is more of a cultural quirk, a term of endearment, and a way to instantly create a sense of camaraderie.
The Melting Pot Magic
Chicago is a city built by waves of immigrants from Italy, Poland, Ireland, and countless other places. These groups brought with them strong family values and a sense of community. Calling someone “cousin” was a way to extend that familial warmth to others, especially in a big, sometimes overwhelming city.
More Than Just a Nickname
Using “cousin” isn’t just about family ties; it’s a statement. It says, “Hey, we’re in this together.” It's like a secret handshake that instantly connects you with someone. It’s a way of saying, “You’re not just a stranger; you’re part of our crew.”
When in Rome (or Chicago)
So, the next time you find yourself in Chicago and someone you’ve just met calls you “cousin,” don’t be alarmed. Just smile, nod, and embrace the Windy City way. After all, a city that can survive a polar vortex can handle a few extra cousins, right?
How to Cousin Your Way Through Chicago
- How to know if you’re being addressed as "cousin": Listen for the word "cousin" being used in place of your name.
- How to respond to being called "cousin": Smile and reply with "What's up, cuz?" or something equally casual.
- How to initiate the "cousin" relationship: If you feel comfortable, try using "cousin" with someone new as a friendly gesture.
- How to determine if someone is actually your cousin: Check your family tree or ask your parents.
- How to politely decline being called "cousin": While it's rare, you can simply say, "It's nice to meet you. My name is..."