Chicago: The Midwest's Most Confusing Export
Is Chicago Really Midwestern? A Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle)
So, you're wondering why they call Chicago the Midwest? Well, buckle up, because this is about to get real Midwestern: confusing, yet oddly satisfying.
Let's start with the obvious. Chicago is not exactly in the middle of anything. It's more like the boss of the Midwest, the big cheese, the alpha dog. Think of it as the Dwayne Johnson of geography: imposing, charismatic, and somehow manages to pull off wearing fanny packs.
The Midwest: A Vague Term of Endearment
The Midwest itself is a rather elastic concept. It's like that pair of jeans you've had for years: comfortable, familiar, but the exact fit is a bit of a mystery. Some say it's defined by cornfields, others by a peculiar love for cheese. Personally, I think it's the ability to hold a conversation about the weather for an entire afternoon without breaking a sweat.
Chicago, with its towering skyscrapers, world-class museums, and pizza that could rival Italy's finest, seems to defy the very essence of Midwesternness. It's like finding a peacock in a barnyard. But somehow, it works. Maybe it's the deep-dish pizza that ties it all together. Or maybe it's just that Chicagoans are really good at convincing everyone they're just regular folks.
So, Why Chicago?
The short answer? History. Way back when, the Midwest was a vast, unexplored territory. Chicago was a strategic location for trade and transportation, and it grew into a bustling metropolis. Over time, it became the economic and cultural hub of the region. So, even though it's got a bit of a New York complex, it's still considered the heart of the Midwest.
It's like that kid who grows up to be a rock star but never forgets their small-town roots. Chicago is the rock star of the Midwest.
How to Embrace Your Inner Midwesterner
- How to eat deep-dish pizza: With a fork and knife, you heathen.
- How to survive a Midwestern winter: Layers, people. Layers. And maybe a therapy dog.
- How to hold a proper Midwestern conversation: Talk about the weather, your garden, and your neighbor's dog. Avoid controversial topics at all costs.
- How to say "pop" instead of "soda": Just do it. It's a rite of passage.
- How to appreciate the beauty of a cornfield: Meditation, but with a side of tractor envy.