Why Do We Hold Our Hand Out for the Texas Pledge? A Deep Dive into Palm-Up Patriotism
Let's talk about something that's puzzled outsiders and amused insiders alike: the peculiar hand gesture during the Texas Pledge. While most states opt for the classic hand-over-heart, Texas takes a decidedly different approach. We extend our palms upward, like we're about to high-five the Lone Star Flag. It's a move that's as bold as a cowboy boot and as mysterious as a prickly pear.
The Handshake That Wasn't
One theory is that it's a subtle power move. By holding our hand out, we're silently proclaiming, "I'm a Texan, and I'm not afraid to show it." It's like a silent handshake with the entire state. We're saying, "Howdy, fellow Texan. Let's ride."
Another school of thought suggests it's a leftover from some old Masonic ritual. You know, the kind with secret handshakes and funny hats. While this theory is as solid as Jell-O on a hot day, it's fun to imagine a room full of Texans pledging allegiance with a wink and a nod.
The Real Deal (Probably)
Most likely, the hand gesture is simply a matter of tradition. People started doing it, and then everyone else followed suit. It's like wearing cowboy hats or eating barbecue - it's just what Texans do. And hey, it's certainly memorable. You're not going to forget seeing a classroom full of kids looking like they're about to ask for a dollar.
So, why do we do it? Because we can. Because it's Texas, y'all. And because sometimes, the best explanations are the simplest ones.
How to Master the Texas Pledge Hand Gesture
- How to avoid looking like you're begging for change: Keep your palm flat and your fingers together. You're pledging allegiance, not panhandling.
- How to prevent accidental high-fives: Focus on the flag, not your classmates. Unless you're really good friends, in which case, go for it.
- How to embrace your inner Texan: Stand tall, square your shoulders, and channel your best Willie Nelson impression.
- How to handle confused out-of-staters: Smile and say, "Welcome to Texas!" Then explain it, or don't. It's up to you.
- How to show true Texas pride: Sing the pledge with gusto and believe every word. After all, it's not just a pledge; it's a lifestyle.