Horns Down: The Great Texas Tragedy
Why is Texas So Butthurt About a Silly Hand Gesture?
Let's talk about something that's been making waves (or should I say, horns?) in the world of college football: the infamous "horns down" gesture. Now, I know what you're thinking: "It's just a hand gesture, chill out, Texas." But oh no, my friends, this is deeply personal for our Lone Star state brethren.
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| Why Does Texas Get So Mad About Horns Down |
The Sacred Horns
For those who are blissfully unaware, the "hook 'em horns" gesture is like the Texas state religion. It's a symbol of pride, unity, and, apparently, unparalleled superiority. So, when someone dares to flip that bad boy upside down, it's like someone desecrated their holy grail.
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The Art of the Troll
The "horns down" is the ultimate troll move. It's the digital equivalent of sticking your tongue out at someone. It's a simple, yet incredibly effective way to get under the skin of a Longhorn fan. And let's be honest, it's kinda fun.
But Why So Serious, Texas? I mean, I get it. Your team is legendary, your state is massive, and your pride runs deep. But come on, it's just a game. And a pretty silly gesture at that. It's like getting upset because someone made fun of your favorite flavor of ice cream.
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The Horns Down Renaissance
In recent years, the "horns down" has experienced a resurgence in popularity. Thanks in part to social media, the gesture has become a viral sensation, spreading like wildfire across the internet. And let's face it, there's something undeniably satisfying about seeing a whole stadium full of people flipping their wrists in unison.
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So, How Do I Properly Execute the Horns Down? Glad you asked! Here's a quick guide:
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- Hold your hand out in front of you.
- Extend your index and pinky fingers.
- Curl your middle and ring fingers down.
- Tilt your wrist downwards.
- Enjoy the chaos.
FAQ: Horns Down Edition
- How to master the art of the troll with the horns down?
- Confidence is key. Channel your inner villain and own it.
- How to deal with angry Texas fans after performing the horns down?
- Mute notifications, delete social media, and find a good hiding spot.
- How to avoid getting flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct for doing the horns down?
- Only do it when the refs aren't looking.
- How to make the horns down even more effective?
- Coordinate with your friends for a synchronized horns down attack.
- How to survive a trip to Texas after doing the horns down?
- Bring a good lawyer and a really strong alibi.
Remember, the horns down is all in good fun. So let's keep the rivalry friendly and enjoy the game!
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
Hook 'em...down!
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