Drake: The Accidental Texan
Drake, the Canadian crooner with a penchant for sounding like he's from the deep south, has a love affair with Houston that's about as subtle as a brick to the face. But why? Let's dive into this mystery deeper than a Houston oil well.
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The Houston Hookup
It all started with a little guy named Jas Prince. You might not know him, but he's the reason Drake went from Degrassi kid to global superstar. Jas, a Houston native, introduced Drake to Lil Wayne, and the rest, as they say, is history. So, in a way, Houston is Drake’s career fairy godmother.
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More Than Just a Hookup
But it's not just about the career boost. There’s something undeniably magnetic about Houston for Drake. Maybe it's the slow, drawling charm, the city's vibrant culture, or the endless supply of inspiration for his lyrics. Or perhaps it's simply the fact that he can rock a cowboy hat without looking completely ridiculous.
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Drake has fully embraced his Houston persona. From shoutouts in his songs to buying a house there, he's gone all in. It's like he's trying to convince us he was born in the heart of Texas, not the frozen tundra of Canada.
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Is It Real or Is It Just Acting?
Now, some people might argue that Drake’s Houston love is just an act, a carefully crafted image to appeal to a wider audience. But let's be real, the man has an Astros tattoo. That's a level of commitment you can't fake.
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So, is Drake truly obsessed with Houston, or is it all part of the show? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: his love affair with the city is one of the most entertaining celebrity stories of our time.
How to Drake
- How to master the Houston drawl: Start slow, add a touch of gravel to your voice, and pretend you're explaining the intricacies of BBQ.
- How to get an Astros tattoo: Consider the long-term implications of rooting for a baseball team. Are you prepared for heartbreak?
- How to write a song about Houston: Mention syrup, codeine, and dreams of becoming a rapper. Bonus points for using the word "trill."
- How to dress like a Houstonian: Cowboy hat, oversized t-shirt, and some seriously fresh sneakers.
- How to convince people you're from Houston: Just keep saying "y'all" and order a Whataburger.
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