Sarah Paulson: The Queen Who Skipped the NYC Ball
Is the world ready to handle a Sarah Paulson-less American Horror Story: NYC?
Let's talk about the elephant in the room, or should I say, the ghost in the apartment? Sarah Paulson, the reigning queen of camp, horror, and questionable wigs, is MIA in American Horror Story: NYC. And let’s be honest, it feels like a haunted house without the resident ghost.
The Great Paulson Pause
Now, we all know Sarah can transform into anyone from a possessed child to a murderous nun. So, why would she choose to skip a season of a show that’s practically her kingdom? Well, the queen herself has spoken. Apparently, after years of screaming, crying, and generally losing her mind on screen, Sarah’s nervous system decided to call it quits. She's basically saying, "Momma's tired!" and I, for one, can't blame her. Can you imagine being possessed by a demon every other week? No, thanks.
But let's not forget, this is Sarah Paulson we’re talking about. The woman who can turn a casual Tuesday into a dramatic Tuesday. So, while she might be taking a break from the horror, who's to say she won't pop up in a surprise cameo? Or maybe she's plotting her grand return as the ultimate villain of the next season. After all, a queen never truly abdicates.
The Show Must Go On (Without Sarah)
While we mourn the absence of our beloved Sarah, let's give the new cast a chance. They've got big shoes to fill, but maybe they'll surprise us. And hey, it’s an opportunity for some fresh scares, right? But let's be real, nothing will ever truly replace the iconic moments Sarah has given us. From Billie Dean Howard’s sassy readings to Constance Langdon’s over-the-top glamour, she’s set the bar pretty high.
So, while we patiently wait for Sarah's triumphant return, let's enjoy the ride, cross our fingers for a surprise cameo, and maybe even start a petition to bring her back. Because let's face it, American Horror Story just isn’t the same without its queen bee.
How To...
- How to survive an AHS-less Sarah Paulson void? Binge-watch her past performances, obviously.
- How to prepare for Sarah’s potential return? Stock up on popcorn, wigs, and therapy sessions.
- How to appreciate the new AHS cast? Keep an open mind and enjoy the fresh scares.
- How to express your love for Sarah Paulson? Scream it from the rooftops, or at least tweet about it.
- How to cope with the fact that Sarah might never return? Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Classic stages of grief.
