Where's My Boy, Severide? A Cryptic Guide
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the firehouse – Severide. Where the heck is he? I know, I know, we all miss him. It's like your favorite pair of jeans suddenly vanished from your closet. You know they're out there, doing their thing, but you just want them, or in this case, him, back.
The Great Severide Disappearance Act
Now, I'm not going to pretend to be a psychic or something, but I can give you the lowdown on what we know. Severide, our beloved lieutenant, has been on a bit of a hiatus. Let's call it a "career sabbatical." Think of it as when your friend suddenly decides to backpack through Europe. You're like, "Dude, what?!" But then you're also secretly jealous.
Apparently, this arson investigation thing has really caught his fancy. It's like he's discovered his inner Sherlock Holmes, but with a fire extinguisher instead of a magnifying glass. Who knew fighting fire could lead to a whole new career path?
Will Severide Ever Return?
The million-dollar question, right? Will he come back to Firehouse 51? Or will he become the world's leading arson investigator and leave us in the dust? The truth is, we don't know. But hey, hope is a powerful thing. And besides, we need someone to keep Casey in check.
So, while we patiently await Severide's return, let's focus on the other amazing characters. Maybe Christopher can finally step up and prove he's more than just the pretty face. Or perhaps we'll see a whole new side to Boden. Who knows? The possibilities are endless.
But seriously, come back, Severide. We miss your smoldering looks, your questionable decision-making, and your undeniable charm.
How To Deal With Severide Being Gone
- How to cope with Severide withdrawal: Binge-watch old episodes, imagine him as a firefighter superhero, or start a support group.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow all Chicago Fire-related accounts on social media. Or, embrace the spoilers and live on the edge.
- How to keep hope alive: Remind yourself that Severide is probably just catching some really bad guys and will be back soon.
- How to appreciate the other characters: Discover hidden talents, cheer for their successes, and maybe even find a new favorite.
- How to survive without Severide's one-liners: Learn to tell your own jokes. Or, just laugh at the sound of your own voice.