Severide: The Hottest Firefighter This Side of the Windy City (Or So We Thought)
Let's talk about the elephant (or should I say, firehose?) in the room: Taylor Kinney, the man, the myth, the firefighter, and apparently, a part-time Houdini, has done it again. He's vanished from Chicago Fire, leaving us all wondering if our favorite show has suddenly turned into a documentary about the Chicago Park District.
The Great Severide Disappearance
For those living under a rock (or perhaps, in a fireproof bunker), Taylor Kinney, the actor who plays the smoldering hot Lieutenant Kelly Severide, took a little hiatus from the show. Now, we're not talking about a quick trip to the grocery store for milk and cookies here. This was a full-on, "I'm-outta-here-see-ya-later-alligators" kind of break.
The show, ever the trooper, decided to explain his absence by sending Severide off to some arson investigation training. Which, let’s be honest, sounds like a fancy way of saying, "We have no idea where Taylor is, so let's just pretend he's busy being a super sleuth."
Will Severide Return? The Million-Dollar Question
So, the burning question (pun intended) on everyone's lips is: Will Severide come back? And if so, will he bring back snacks? Because let's face it, the food on that firehouse looks like it was cooked by a dalmatian.
While the show hasn't given us a concrete answer, we're holding onto hope. After all, Chicago Fire without Severide is like pizza without cheese - technically edible, but completely lacking in soul.
How to Handle Severide's Absence
If you're experiencing Severide withdrawal symptoms (sweaty palms, uncontrollable desire to watch old episodes), don't worry, you're not alone. Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- How to find something else to watch: There are other shows out there, we promise. Try something completely different to distract yourself.
- How to avoid spoilers: Stay off social media if you can’t resist the urge to know what’s happening. Your sanity will thank you.
- How to keep your faith in the show: Remember, this is just a temporary setback. Chicago Fire is a strong show, and it will survive this.
- How to prepare for Severide's return: Stock up on tissues, because when he does come back, you’re going to cry tears of joy.
- How to cope with disappointment if he doesn't return: Find a new TV obsession. There are plenty of fish in the sea.