Why is L.A. So Freakin' Sunny? A Snowy Conundrum
Los Angeles: the land of sunshine, celebrities, and soul-crushing traffic. It's a place where people wear sunglasses at night and think "brunch" is a food group. But one question has puzzled humanity for centuries: Why the heck doesn't it snow in L.A.?
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Blame it on the Weather Gods (or Geography)
You'd think that a place with such dramatic weather swings (like, from 60 degrees to 62 degrees) would be ripe for a snowstorm. But nope, the weather gods have a cruel sense of humor. It turns out that L.A.'s geography is the real culprit.
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See, L.A. sits pretty low on the elevation scale. It's like being the short kid who always gets picked last for the basketball team. To get snow, you usually need to be higher up, where it's colder. Imagine trying to build a snowman on a beach – not gonna happen.
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The Mountains are Jealous
While L.A. is busy soaking up rays, its neighboring mountains are getting all the snow glory. Places like Big Bear and Lake Arrowhead are basically winter wonderlands, teasing us Angelenos with their powdery perfection. It's like those annoyingly perfect siblings who always seem to have it all figured out.
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So, Can We Just Order Some Snow?
We've tried everything. We've prayed to the snow gods, we've sacrificed our avocado toast, we've even tried to bribe the weatherman. But alas, no snow. It's like L.A. is on the naughty list or something.
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On the bright side, no snow means no shoveling, no icy roads, and no frostbite. Plus, we can wear our favorite sundresses year-round. So there's that.
How to Embrace Your Snowless Existence
- How to fake a winter wonderland: Invest in a really good snow globe.
- How to find indoor snow: Visit a ski resort (just kidding, go to a mall).
- How to cope with snow envy: Remind yourself of the traffic and smog you're avoiding.
- How to make the most of sunny days: Master the art of outdoor living.
- How to appreciate the little things: Like not having to scrape ice off your car.
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