Matt Houston: The Oil Tycoon Who Couldn't Drill His Way Out of Trouble
Okay, so, let's talk about Matt Houston. Not the city, mind you. We're talking about the TV show. And the dude it was about. You know, the one with the mustache that could stop traffic? Yeah, that guy.
The Rise and Fall of a Mustachioed Marvel
Matt Houston was, for a brief, shining moment, the epitome of '80s cool. A wealthy oilman with a penchant for private investigating, he was basically James Bond with a cowboy hat and a slightly less impressive car. But then, poof, he was gone. Vanished faster than a spilled oil rig. So, what happened?
Theories Abound
There are, of course, countless theories as to why Matt Houston was canceled. Some say it was the mustache. Too much of a good thing, perhaps? Others blame the plotlines. Solving crimes while wearing designer jeans and a bolo tie might have been pushing the credibility envelope a bit.
Personally, I think it was the oil crisis. Who wants to watch a show about an oil tycoon when gas prices are through the roof? It's like watching a documentary about icebergs during a heatwave.
Matt Houston: A Cultural Phenomenon or Just a Flash in the Pan?
Whether you loved him or loved to hate him, Matt Houston left an undeniable mark on pop culture. He was the poster boy for excess, a symbol of the '80s at its most glamorous (or gaudy, depending on your perspective).
So, next time you're feeling down, remember Matt Houston. Remember his unwavering confidence, his ability to solve any problem with a quip and a well-placed punch. And remember, even the most fabulous of mustaches can't last forever.
How To... Matt Houston
How to dress like Matt Houston: Invest in a lot of pastel colors, a questionable mustache, and a wardrobe that screams "I have more money than taste." How to talk like Matt Houston: Use phrases like "let's get down to brass tacks" and "I've got a bad feeling about this." How to investigate like Matt Houston: Wear expensive suits, rely heavily on your charm, and somehow manage to get out of any situation without getting your hands dirty.How to have a business partner like Murray: Find someone who's constantly exasperated but secretly loves you.How to have a sidekick like C.J.: Recruit a smart, capable woman who will roll her eyes at your antics but secretly admires your courage.